Newsies group chat

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Easton added Slacks

Easton: this kid is like my sister yeet

Morris: they didnt care

Jack: W h o
A r e
They

Oscar: MORRIS SHUT UP YOURE SCARING THE NEIGHBOR'S CATS

Morris: stfu

Morris: its how i cope

Smalls: everyone is the way they are for a reason

Smalls: Jack grew up in foster care without and definite place to stay until he was 14 and found comfort in Santa Fe, a place that doesn't change

Smalls: kordell grew up with 3 brothers and a sister so he's competitive with any small rivalry

Smalls: Easton grew up not having much until he was like 5 so now he gives as much as he can

Smalls: Slacks grew up in filth and insecurity without a family so now that she has one she can't stand them leaving

Smalls: spot grew up where brookies would try to hurt him so he built walls and learned to defend himself

Spot: i should be mad that you just dissolved my personality in a matter of seconds but im impressed

Kordell: i am not competitive

Oscar: im faster than you

Kordell: HA

Kordell: race me you coward

Jack: smalls are you gonna be a philosophy major

Smalls: probably

Slacks: today i was sketching and someone said "is that a real place?" like nah man i lived in nothingness

Jack: same dude some people dont know that there are worse places than apartments

Smalls: its hilarious when people think studio apartments are the bottom of the barel

Slacks: honestly you think the broken burner is awful? i cooked my food over a trash can set on fire

Slacks: your blanket isn't soft? Thats cute. I had to burrow into my mother for warmth

Easton: that explains why you're so cuddly

Slacks: sometimes i look at girls and i just. i am so gay

Smalls: mood

Race: my sister has my password aparently and has been reading my texts

Smalls: lmao just add her?

Racetrack added Brick Higgins

Brick: heyo brotha

Race: ok first off where are you

Brick: i would so tell you but last i remember mom checks our phones and im not coming back so

Race: and now you're in this chat so please stop using my account

Spot: i wouldn't recommend it

Jack: knowing race's jokes when he's being "PG" i cant imagine him being unfiltered with his b o y f r i e n d

Smalls: i just gagged

Slacks: *gags in Queens accent*

Brick: trust me i read 3 texts and immediately stopped reading any of them

Race: it's your fault for invading my privacy

Slacks: anyhow

Slacks: i want. food

Slacks: northeast gimme food

Easton: you have complete access to my kitchen

Slacks: thank

Brick: northeast???

Easton: nicknames

Brick: a h

Easton: yall ever aimlessly flirt with someone and then just pat you on the head abd say "no you're like 5" like bitch what kind of 5 year old is 4"10 with a black eye

Spot: yeah

Romeo: all the time

Brick: one time someine called me a 9 year old and just. wth

Brick: apparently 9 year old have biceps and scars on their faces

Brick: me: guess how old I am todayy race: idk 12
Me: im frickin 16

Race: LEAVE ME ALONE

Brick: IM OLDER THAN YOU

Race: I KNOW

Brick: DID YOU THINK YOU WERE 11??

Race: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jack: and yall thought I was bad at remembering ages

Jojo: how old am I

Race: 14 11/12

Jack: 16?

Jojo: Jack wtf dude

Jack: when's your birthday???

Jojo: June 31st

Jojo: second gayest day of the year

Slacks: CHECKERS FOUND A COUPON FOR A SLUSHIE

Slacks: IT WAS JUST LAYING THERE ON A BENCH

Slacks: EEEEEEEE WE GONNA SHARE

Davey: that's disgusting

Smalls: SLUSHIES!? DUDE SAVE SOME FOR ME

Davey: you are all gross

Slacks: davey dont you know that Sharing Is Caring

Davey: the b a c k w a s h

Smalls: the fricc is backwash

Davey: were you raised in a barn??

Smalls: i was raised in the sewers

Slacks: i was raised under a bridge

Davey: sometimes i forget that half my friends were raised in the literal worse conditions possible

Morris: its a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride based on actually eveeents where people died

Jack: no one died

Race: but how far would you go to be popular and hot would you resist temptation

Jojo: nO YOU WOULD NOT

Morris: JUST ADMIT IT SOMETIMES MEAN IS WHAT YOU ARE MEAN IS EASIER THAN NICE

Spot: AND WHILE MEAN CAN TAKE YOU FAR MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE YOU THINK TWICE

Oscar: hey morris s h u t t h e f u c k u p

Ryan Hifftson has requested to join

Jack the yeehaw man has accepted Ryan Hifftson 's request

Easton: new person

Easton: hoomen beon

Kordell: shut your face

Easton: shut the fuck up you rat haired bastard

Kordell: :O

Kordell: imma kill u

Rift: um hi fellas

Decker: ain't you the guy who goes to Home Plate like all the time

Rift: yeah i got there a lot

Decker: the one with the scar on his cheek and arm

Rift: oh yeah that me

Decker: how'd you get all those scars

Rift: funny story

Rift: I'm not telling you

Decker: that's completely fair