My Annoying Co-worker (JimxDwight)

Why do you have to annoy me so much

The third point of view

"Damn it, Jim, move your shit off my desk".

"What are you talking about, none of my stuff is on your desk".

"Yes, it is". He pointed to Jim's files that were slightly touching his desk. 

"Are you kidding me right now Dwight. They are barely touching your desk."

"I don't care, move your  damn files before I do it myself."

"Oh my fucking god Dwight, this is why no one likes you".

Without warning, Dwight pushed Jim's files to the ground. Papers went flying all over the floor.

"Dwight! What the hell!", Roared Jim. He was now furious and upset with his annoying desk mate.

"This is what happens when you don't move your shit."

"FUCK YOU!",Jim yelled. He got onto the floor and quickly collected all his papers together.

Michael came out of his office. " Someone wanna tell me what's going on?"

Both Jim and Dwight said not a single word to Micheal. Jim collected his papers and put them in his drawer.

"Jim wanna tell me what's happening?", Michael said crossing his arms.

"No", he said staring back at his computer." I just wanna  get back to work."

" what about you Dwight?", Michael asked.

Dwight shook his head and went back to work.

For the remaining of the morning, Jim refused to talk to Dwight. He was busy thinking of a prank to pull on Dwight. It had to be a good one.

During lunchtime, Jim met with Pam in the break room.

"Hey", she said.

"Hey", he said as he went over to the vending machine to buy a drink. "God, I fucking hate Dwight", he spoke.

" You tell me that every day".

"I know but it's the truth, he finds a way to piss me off  every fucking day."

Pam couldn't help but chuckle. " So what are you gonna do about it", she asked.

" I'm gonna prank him", Jim said smiling. 

" What is this prank your planning?".

" You'll have to wait and see".

"I already can't wait."

Jim snickered.

Jim's point of view

After work, I stopped by the bank and transferred 20 dollars into nickles.

I got to work early this morning. For the prank I'm doing today, it has to deal with Dwight's handset. So I spent my morning putting more and more nickels into his handset so that he got used to the weight. And when he went to the bathroom, I took all the nickles out. Shortly after he returned to his desk and his phone began ringing. I told Pam to call him, which she did.

Dwight picked up the phone quickly and hit himself in the head with it. I began snickering silently, I covered my mouth with my hand and pretended to work.

" DAMN IT JIM!", he screeched.

" What?", I asked confused.

" what the hell did you do to my handset?"

" I did nothing. So don't fucking accuse me of something I didn't do".

He glared at me and walked off to the annex.

I looked at Pam and we both just started laughing. That was fucking amazing.

Dwight's point of view

I hate Jim. I hate him. I walked over Toby's desk to report Jim. I was done with him.

" What now Dwight?", Toby asked.

" I would like to report an incident that happened today".

Toby sighed and asked," what happened now?"

" Jim did something to my handset. Because I knocked myself in the head with the phone", I said with so many frustrations.

" Here", Toby said as he handed me a paper to report Jim.

Jim's point of view

That was too hilarious. Dwight finally came back.

" Hey, Dwight".

" Shut up Jim".

I snickered at Dwight and returned to my work.

" Why don't you just transfer? You'll make me and everyone else here happy", he said still looking at the screen of his computer.

" Because I like it here, that's why", I answered.

" Well, I don't like you".

" I don't care about being liked".

Dwight shook his head and went back to working.  God, I love it when he gets mad. His cute face always gets scrunched up and it's the funniest thing ever. Yes, I said cute, because he is. I would love to be on top of him, it would be so fucking hot. This is one of the many reasons I love pulling pranks on him because I like getting his attention. Because otherwise, he won't acknowledge me unless he needs something.

Pam's point of view

Jim sure loves to stare at Dwight a lot. I think it's safe to say that he's in love with him. But I won't know for sure unless I ask him. Dwight, on the other hand, I can't even tell if he likes Jim. He always has a serious face. Maybe I should just get them drunk. Just kidding I wouldn't do that to them unless I was for sure they both liked each other. 

During lunch, I asked Jim if he would like to come to Alfredos Pizza Cafe with me for lunch, which he said yes.

We get there and sit down at one of the tables across from each other.

The waitress takes our drink orders, I look at Jim and ask" So Jim is their anyone at work you find hot? Besides me because I already know I'm gorgeous".

" Uh... Nope".

" Are you sure Jim?"

"Yes I'm sure Beesly, why did you even ask?"

" I just wanted to see if my best friend was dating anyone", I said as I rubbed his arm. " I just want my best friend to find the love of his life, is all."

" I'm fine Pam. I like the single life", he informed.

" Sure you do", I winked at him.

" Pam please stop".

" I'm just kidding"

" uh-huh".

I began laughing. " Alright, let's order our food. How does pepperoni and mushroom sound?"