Prank call | VKOOK

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T: Do you ever wonder how the earth will end?
T: What if it's due to a huge volcanic eruption.
T: Or climate change.
T: Speaking if climate change, it's been awfully hot lately
T: It's probably me
T: Get it?
T: Cause I'm hot
T: Okay yeah that wasn't funny.
T: Anyway do you perhaps know where I can get those bamboo straws. Personally the metal ones suck. I have one so I would know.
T: And I hate paper straws. They break into tiny pieces in my soda and it's disgusting you know?
T: Saving the turtles isn't as fun as thought.
T: Have you watched animal planet?

J: Well holy fuck
J: Look who is up at one in the morning.
J: messaging ME this time

T: I really wanted to talk to you 🥺
T: Am I bothering?
T: Did I wake you?

J: NO NO NO
J: You're fine.
J: You woke me out of my dream but I'm okay!

T: Should I be the one singing you a childish song
T: To help you fall asleep.
T: Kidding

J: Totally would love to see your singing ability.

T: Oh god no
T: I'm embarrassed to sing

J: It's okay to SING
J: I won't make fun of you—

T: Maybe another time.

J: Fine.
J: Anyway what are you doing up so late?

T: I couldn't sleep

J: That's real tough

T: You're so unhelpful.

J: Oh shit
J: Sorry
J: Do you want me to sing you a lullaby

T: GOODNESS NO

J: I GET IT
J: YOU FUCKING HATE MY SINGING

T: Gguk

J: Yes?

T: ENOUGH WITH THE CURSE WORDS

J: WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT CURSEEE

T: ITS BAD
T: I DONT LIKE IT.

J: Are you saying you have never cursed in your life?
J: Like not even once?

T: Never ever
T: I hate it. They are BAD WORDS FOR A REASON.

J: Not even "damn"

T: No

J: Technically damn really isn't a bad word.

T: I still will never use it.

J: Are you 5?
J: How about you let loose just once

T: gguk
T: I'm not going to curse if that's what you want.

J: C'mon just once?
J: It will make you feel good.
J: And cursing technically isn't all as bad as you think it is.

T: Do you use these words in front of your family? Your parents?

J: Yes I do

T: REALLY? HOW DISGRACEFUL

J: I'm joking.
J: I'll get my ass hit with the wooden spoon.

T: See. If you can't say it in front of your parents then you shouldn't say it at all.

J: If yOu cAn't sAY iT In fRoNt oF yOuR pArEnTs tHeN yOu shOuLdN't sAy iT aT aLL.
J: You really seem like the type who is too good to do anything.
J: We are teenagers. We don't have to be goodie goodies all the time.

T: Are you calling me a loser?

J: Kind of

T: Why did I even decide to message you...

J: Wait you don't mean that do you?
J: I was kidding.
J: did I upset you?
J: Fuck I'm sorry—
J: I feel bad when people add the "..."
J: It makes me feel like an asshole.

T: Why the heck is it so hard to be mad at you.

J: Cause you like me

T: ..................
T: True

J: Wow
J: I expected you to say shut up
J: This is character development

T: Goodness gracious.

J: Feeling tired at all yet?

T: Not even a bit

J: 10/10 would cuddle
J: But you're still anonymous

T: WBN TBH

J: WHAT

T: WOULD BE NICE TO BE HONEST

J: Oh— I knew that 💀
J: "Would be nice" you say

T: I have ONE QUESTION

J: And what is that question

T: Do you flirt with everyone

J: Why would you ask that
J: OF COURSE NOT

T: SEEMS LIKE IT.

J: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FLIRTING YET THEN, LOVE.
J: How about I try it on you? ;)

T: Can you stop

J: STOP WITH WHAT

T: IDK BUT ITS ONE IN THE MORNING. I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING A FLUTTERING HEART RIGHT NOW.

J: You're the most stubborn person I've ever met
J: It's actually pretty fucking cute.

T: I'm going to sleep 😳

J: I thought you couldn't go to sleep.

T: I can't but I'm going to try.

J: Okay
J: Hopfully you don't think about me too much
J: That may just keep you up all night.

T: What makes you think I'll think about you all night.

J: I dunno.
J: We will see 😏

T: Goodnight gguk-

J: Goodnight my anonymous sunshine 😏

1 hour later

J: Thinking about me aren't you?

T: WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKW
T: Awake*

J: no no no why are YOU still awake.
J: Cause you're thinking of me aren't you.

T: ......
T: yes
T: GOODNIGHT!

J: ;)