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"I like you so much, Jeongguk. Just as much as my mom loves to hit me with a wired hanger when I don't listen. As much as the dog next store loves to basically hump my leg when I'm walking to school in the mornings. As much as the two flies I caught this morning screwing each other on my window frame. I really really like you."

Yes that was indeed Taehyung practicing his confession in the mirror of the bathroom that he once again walked into and stayed in for almost and hour.

Yes it was him being as drunk as ever, something he never experienced and once again thought he'd never experience.

He even went as far as fighting with his reflection a couple times.

The conversation went a bit like—

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I asked you first!"

"No I asked you first!"

"Why are you talking at the same time as me?"

"Go away. Oh trust me, you don't want me to drop slam you. I'll give you a concussion."

And so on.

The boy was just wild at this point.

Knocks on the bathroom door kept coming every two minutes. Taehyung could hear the people the outside rage with anger because of the locked door to the bathroom.

But Taehyung didn't listen.

They could pee themselves for all he cared.

It was funny because Taehyung came here for one solid reason, and one reason only.

To watch Jeongguk, and admire him from afar, yet he found himself not being able to do that. Instead he's being an idiot in the bathroom.

He's arguing with his reflection like a madman.

He's getting drunk when he knows he's not suppose to.

For fuck sake, he was all kinds of fucked up today, and despite how drunk he was, he knew one hundred percent that his brain was going crazy.

Crazy enough to whip out his phone to text Jeongguk.

T: You

Why did Taehyung type "you" exactly? He had no idea; however with that mini brain of his, it could mean almost anything.

"You hate me don't you?"

"You like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up in the mornings?"

"You get on my nerves."

"You look like my grandpa when he was younger."

You, you, you.

You could mean so many things.

J: Me?

T: You

There it was again.

J: What I do?

T: hhh

J: What just happened

T: I like you so so so so so so mych.

J: That's a lot of so's
J: And yes I know 😏

T: Why

J: Why what?
J: You've officially gone psycho haven't you?
J: Joking.

T: Why am I sucj a coward gguk
T: Whyyy
T: Why can't I tell you who I am
T: Why do I back out every time I'm so ckose to tellinf you.