Jeongguk
Taehyung
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"Hi, this is McDonald's what's your order?"
"I would like to order your Mcdick"
"I'm sorry my what?"
"Your dick. Is it really that hard to hear baby?"
"Look sir, if you're not gonna order anything and continue with this funny business of yours I might as well end-"
"Wait! It's was a dare! I'm gonna order."
"I thought so, what's your order then you dick lover."
"First of all I have a name."
"Says the guy who ordered my dick."
"Can you stop? I'll have a Premium McWrap sweet chili chicken make it crispy, medium fries, and a large coke"
"That would be $7.67 in total. And can I have your address?"
"Why? Are you gonna come here and fuck?"
"Do you want your food to be delivered to you or not?"
"Oh, right. It's in 35 South Street Apartment 27."
"Your order will be there in 45 minutes."
"Thanks baby, I gotta go."
"Whatever."
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McDonald's Hotline || TAEKOOK
RandomIn which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways. Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
