Jeongguk
Taehyung
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"Hi Taehyung."
"How did you know it's me?"
"I memorized a few last digits since this fast food chain is like a core to your existence."
"Ha-ha very funny guk, I'm just too lazy to cook."
"Too lazy? Or maybe you don't know how."
"This bastard, just be happy since I'm one of the sources of your income."
"Okay, you have made a fair point. Anyways what's your order?"
"I don't actually have one."
"What? Then why did you call me for?"
"It hit me that I don't actually know much about you besides the fact that we are studying in the same university."
"I just know that you're a grown ass man who tried to order my dick HAHAHAHA."
"God you still remembered THAT? Ugh, that was so embarrassing that I wished that I ceased to exist."
"It was hilarious, really."
"I'm gonna change the subject now,
how old are you?"
"I'm 22, you?"
"HAH! I'm 24! Guess I'm your hyung then. Bow to me PEASANT!"
"You're only my hyung Tae, not a king jeez."
"Psh, I'm still older."
"Whatever."
"What's your major?"
"I'm a major in arts."
"What? Really?! Me too!"
"Wait what-"
"What if we have classes together. Would it be cool?"
"Hmmm I guess if you know who I am."
'I'll just have to ask and look for you."
"Mkay, do your best hahaha. Sooo are you gonna order anything?"
"I'm not really hungry right now."
"Then why did you call?"
"I guess I want to talk to you. OKAY BYE GUKKIE CALL YOU LATER."
"Hey Tae-"
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Author's POV
Jeongguk was surprised about Taehyung's reason. They were only talking for a few days after the "McDick" incident yet he felt he was so close to him rather than being an acquaintance.
Maybe I'm just being friendly and formed some kind of strong friendship bond or something. But-
"Jeongguk!"
His thoughts snapped out of cloud 9 when his co-worker, Jong-in, called him.
"Y-yes?!"
"Help me fry the chicken, apparently someone ordered a large amount for a birthday party."
"Why can't you just ask Kyungsoo."
"W-well he sucks at them, last time he burned a dozen because he forgot to take it out."
"Hmmm? Or is it-"
"Aish! Just help me damn it."
"Okay!okay!"
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McDonald's Hotline || TAEKOOK
RandomIn which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways. Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
