Jeongguk
Taehyung
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"Hi, this is McDonald's what's-"
"Hi there baby."
"Oh it's you, the dick lover."
"Aww! My baby remembers!"
"How can I forget a guy who ordered my dick? And sir can you stop with the nicknames?"
"No can do sugar."
"It's really creepy sir. You might be a 60 year old ugly man."
"*gasps* I'm offended! I'm 24 and if you've seen my face you will think that my visual is godly!"
"Eh, I doubt that."
"Anygays-"
"You're gay?"
"Yes, and stop cutting me off you ass."
"Chill you narcissist, jeez."
"I wanted to apologize about what happened yesterday, I lost in a bet that's why they dared me to call you."
"It's fine apology accepted."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, now are you gonna order because my boss is looking at me and it's fucking scary dude."
"Dude? Where's the formality?"
"I'm hanging-"
"Okay okay! I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, an order of mozzarella sticks, and a medium vanilla shake."
"Took you long enough, would that be all sir?"
"You're calling me sir now, huh?"
"That would be $7.57 SIR. Is it the same address as yesterday SIR?"
"Yes- wait! I almost forgot."
"Is there anything you'd like to add sir?"
"Yes, I would also like to add your dick-"
"Thank you for calling McDonald's! Your order will be there in forty-five minutes!"
"Can you just come here so I could
suck-"
"GOODBYE SIR!"
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McDonald's Hotline || TAEKOOK
RandomIn which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways. Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
