Jeongguk
Taehyung
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"Hi! This is McDonald's, what's your order?"
"Hi."
"Oh it's you again."
"Yeah.. I was wondering I never really knew your name Mcdo Boy."
"Why do you want to know?"
"You know.... since I'm gonna annoy you and order here almost everyday."
"No."
"But why? I just want to know- fine I'll stop giving you nicknames then."
"Deal. It's Jeongguk."
"Awww what an adorable name!"
"Uh thanks?"
"Jeongguk, junglebook... juancock?"
"Dont you dare make my name dirty."
"Fine. I'm Taehyung by the way."
"Uhm ok, Taeshit."
""Uhm ok"?? That's all you have to say? And don't even dare junglebook."
"Hahahahah.What do you want me to say? "OMG You really have a cute name! I want it tattooed to my butt!"??
"I wouldn't mind if you tattooed it in
you ass."
"Ew gross. Anyways what's your order?"
"Oh yeah right. Uhm 10 piece chicken mcnuggets, and a large shamrock shake."
"Pfft. Mcnuggets really? Are you a kid?"
"There's no law that adults can't eat chicken mcnuggets Jeongguk!! And it's still the same address."
"Yeah yeah, that would be $7.48 Taedick."
"Don't try me Juancock."
"Hahaha whatever your order will be there in 30 minutes."
"Thanks Junglebook! Byee!"
"No problem Taehyung."
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McDonald's Hotline || TAEKOOK
RandomIn which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways. Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
