Jeongguk
Taehyung
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"Hi, this is McDonald's wh-"
"JEONGGUK! Thank god it's you, I almost fucked your co-worker last time."
"Taehyung what did you-"
"Relax I was just kidding, anyways how was finals?"
"It was..... okay."
"Define "okay", junglebook."
"Okay fine, it was horrible. Our proctors have eagle eyes, damn I can't even glance at Jiyeon's paper!"
"Wait.... I THOUGHT YOU STUDIED?!"
"I did! Have you ever heard of mental block?!"
"Well that can't be helped, can it?"
"I'm gonna fail, oh my god.. does that mean I'm gonna work at McDonald's FOREVER?!"
"Chill motherfucker jeez, just take the
removal exam."
"*sigh* Anywways how's yours?"
"Nah I don't actually care about the results, so I just answered what I feel in my jellies."
" What on earth is "jellies"?! Wow, how can you be so- can you repeat your order sir?"
"Huh?"
"My manager is eyeing me asshole, order something!"
"Uh- one big mac and a medium pineapple smoothie please."
"That would be 6.88 sir, your order will be there shortly. Have a nice day sir."
"Okay thanks, bye Guk."
"Bye Tae."
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McDonald's Hotline || TAEKOOK
RandomIn which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways. Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
