The Khaotic kids have done many heinous crimes in their time of being little criminals, but for the first time, their reckless behavior has been traced back to them. After the fire at Mr. Bozo's abode where he was hosting a Fourth of July barbecue, his roof caught on fire causing everyone to flee.
The police sat with the parents of Asor and Larry watching the security cameras from Mr. Bozo. Petunia and Hank watched in embarrassment as their son strategically worked with Asor.
Asor's parents, Marie and Jean, watched angrily as their son flailed off the roof into the pool, screaming.
"So, this is what you do when you hang out with these kids?!" Marie yelled.
"Mama, they're framing us, I would never do this!" Asor said.
"Liar!! I see you on the screen." Jean screamed, reaching for his belt. Asor prepared for the belt to butt impact.
Wait!" Marie shouted. "Not here. Not in front of these folks. We'll deal with this at home."
Asor breathed out a sigh of relief. Even though he'll feel the wrath of his parents later, at least he won't be humiliated in front of Larry.
"Larry, I can't believe you would do this!" Petunia said.
"What were you thinking?" Hank asked.
"I wasn't," Larry mumbled.
"Of course, you weren't." Petunia said. "Crime after crime, but you never stop to think of the consequences."
"You got off scot-free for all those crimes but not this time!" Hank said.
"Wait, what do you mean?" Larry asked, sweating.
Petunia and Hank turned to Marie and Jean to talk about disciplinary actions.
"I suggest we discipline them with belts or shoes!" Jean said.
"No! That's temporary, they'll resort back to crime, we need something better." Petunia said.
"How about we send them to boot camp? I went when I was a kid and it set me straight." Hank said.
"Boot camp? What is this boot camp? They throw shoes at the kids?" Marie asked.
"No, no. They make them exercise all day, with little rest." Hank said.
"Hmm, throwing shoes sounds better," Jean said.
"Jean, think about it, this boy can barely run a few feet. Exercise will be good for him." Marie said.
"Okay, fine, as long as he's fed rice. None of that hamburger stuff." Jean said as he adjusted his belt back into his pants.
"Well, it's settled," Hank said, turning back to the boys. "You boys are being sent to boot camp!"
"Boot camp?!" Larry and Asor said simultaneously.
They exited the Sheriff's office and went home. As soon as they returned home, their parents bought spots to the nearest boot camp. Larry and Asor sat at the bus stop together as they waited for the bus.
"Ugh, I can't believe we're being forced to go to this dumb camp," Asor complained.
"Yeah," Larry agreed.
From a distance, they saw Aaron approaching them. He nearly ran over to them when he spotted them.
"Hey, guys!" Aaron said. "Whatcha doing?"
Larry replied with a sigh. "We're going to Boot camp,"
"Yay..." Asor commented sarcastically.
"What?! I wanna come!" Aaron whined.
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Khaotic Kids of the Keys [DISCONTINUED]
MizahFour troublesome tweens: Asor, the man in command who always has a plan; Mya, the sassy girl who will crush people in her way; Larry, the tactical one who has all the answers and the brains; and Aaron, not the brightest bulb in the box, but does own...