The Bachelor: 10 Men 1 Stark (The Bachelor Marvel Au)

Fucking Ferris Wheels.

im running out of ideas after the next couple chapters:(  

"You and I, we, we don't need them," Bucky said, passionately, seeming like he was trying to convince himself as well as Strange.

"Are you sure?" Strange asked, slightly concerned. 

"Not at all. Steve is everything to me and you seem to have lost almost the same thing as me... but... different... I don't know. I thought you might understand." Bucky stuttered out, still emotional, but seeming to have calmed down slightly. His voice no was longer shaky.

"Understand what?" 

"Understand that I need someone..." Bucky said shyly and quietly.

"Listen, I'm flattered but I'm really not into like tha-"

"No no. Not like that just, just a friend to do stuff with, like watch dumb movies and play Monoply at 8 am," Bucky cut Strange off, his confidence regained.

"So, you want to be friends?" Strange asked, still confused by the frantic man standing in front of him.

"Well yes, and I want to prove to them that we don't need them." 

"You want to make them jealous?"

"Precisely."

"But not in a dating way?"

"Yeah. It'll work trust me. I know Steve, he'll be upset that I'm with someone else in general. Tony's self-absorbed and will be mad you're not sad about him," Bucky explained. 

"But I am," Strange said, still very confused at Bucky's chaos.

"Okay, but he doesn't know that," Bucky said, trying to deal with Strange's stupidity.

"If I agree, will you go away?" Strange asked bothered.

"I don't think you understand the point of this," Bucky said, again frustrated at Strange's inability to register what Bucky was saying.

"You won't stop until I agree, will you?" Strange asked.

"Probably not."

"Fine."

"Yay!" Bucky exclaimed, hopping onto the bed next to Strange. 

"What the hell are you doing?" Strange stared down at Bucky lying next to him, confused.

"Well, we have to get to know each other if we're gonna be friends. I thought you were smarter than this." Bucky explained.

"Excuse me?" Strange said, looking down at Bucky offended.

"You heard me, Dumbledork."

i love buckys chaoticness

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Steve stretched and sat up, realizing he was in Tony's bed. He looked at the empty space next to him and groaned. He pulled himself up and wandered to the kitchen to find Tony making breakfast. Steve made his way over to Tony and wrapped his arms around Tony from behind. Tony screamed and moved to fight whoever had grabbed him.

"Jesus Christ, Tony, it's me!" Steve yelled, moving away quickly. 

"Oh, sorry." Tony laughed out.

"If that doesn't represent our entire relationship, I don't know what does," Steve joked. Tony glared at him. 

"Sorry."

"How do you want your eggs?" Tony asked as Steve wrapped his arms back around Tony, burying his head in the crook of Tony's shoulder, this time avoiding unleashing Tony's inner-ninja.