This is going to be the crackiest thing you've ever read and probably not in a good way. Like this should have stayed a fever dream.
Steve Rogers, 28, Tony's ex, broke his heart~ "How did I leave things with Tony? Not great. But I'm going to win him back. I was trying to figure some stuff out and didn't want to hurt him in the process. I guess when trying to do that I ended up hurting him." (yes hes like 4 million years old I know but I'm going off the post okay)
Dr. Stephen Strange, 38, Rich Doctor~ "I'm the clear choice. Are the others rich doctors? I don't think so."
T'Challa, 34, Literally Royalty~ "A doctor. That's cute. I have several doctors in my palace."
Dr. Stephen Strange, 38, Rich Doctor~ "Okay, but are they conjure up the mystic arts? No, they can't."
T'Challa, 34, Literally Royalty ~ "OoOoOoh I don't have wizards, how scary... I have goats though. Does he have goats?"
"No, he does not have goats."
"Yeah, see? There, I win."
Dr. Stephen Strange, 38, Rich Doctor~ "What? No, he doesn't win... and I can get goats, they're not that special and I'm not a wizard."
Peter quill, 32, legendary outlaw~ "Tony doesn't need any of these douche bags. I'm going to show him the stars."
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The Bachelor: 10 Men 1 Stark (The Bachelor Marvel Au)
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