The Angels The Demons //Joshler\\ discontinued

Sent Up

Josh rolls around in a wheelie chair, not paying attention to what Satan is talking about.

"Joshua! Listen to me!" Satan shouts.

The young demon stops, his dark eyes staring into Satan's.

"Okay, okay, so earth, cause my shitty angel keeps doing good things? I also have to share a house with some goodie-two-shoes angel with his demon?" Josh asks, confirming what he has to do.

"Yes Josh, do not forget to make that angels life miserable," Satan says with a evil smirk.

"I can do that, alright, can I get out of this shit hole now?" Josh asks while raising an eyebrow, his tail moving up and down.

"You'll be gone in a couple days, better pack, goodbye," Josh suddenly falls through a portal and appears outside, he lands on the ground with a thud.

He groans and sits up slowly. Josh looks around, the sky shines a bright red.

Josh stands up and his angel appears next to him.

"What up jackass?" Josh asks the angel while putting his arm around Jim's shoulder.

"Swearing is-" Jim starts but instantly gets cut off right after.

"Swearing is the devils orgasm I know," Josh cuts Jim off and they start walking.

"That is not what I mean! Joshua, stop it! Why do you enjoy living this way?! Swearing is terrible," Jim rebukes.

"Whoa Jimmy boy, calm down," Josh  says slowly. His tail sways side to side and his wings are stretched out, his pointy teeth even poke out a bit.

Usually demons have their wings out to show how tough they are, Josh is pretty tough but obviously can't get his job done.

"You should really drink something other than your holy water, tequila, try some of that shit," Josh jokes.

"You do not drink holy water Joshua, you are an complete imbecile," Jim shakes his head sadly.

"I hate being called Joshua Jim, you know that," Josh growls.

"Well, I don't like when you swear," Jim states while crossing his arms.

"Stubborn..." Josh mumbles.

They walk up Josh's driveway and Josh walks in, he groans when he notices his laptop is missing.

He always has it on the coffee table. Always.

Always...

A L W A Y S...

"Joshua! I told you that if you leave the door unlocked with your blinds opened that a demon will steal it! You worked so hard for that laptop!" Jim remarks.

"Welp, you gotta learn to let things go, like Brendon says, if you love something ya gotta let it go," Josh says while walking into the kitchen and grabbing a beer bottle.

He opens it with his teeth and takes a big swig.

Jim closes the door and locks it, he takes off his shoes, he walks over to the kitchen and stands next to Joshua.

Jim's job is to try to teach Josh good stuff and it seems to be working since he has to go up to earth. He will struggle even more with another angel who literally lives in heaven and grew up in heaven.

"You think I'll scare the other angel?" Josh asks.

"Probably, you have dark evil eyes and your tail is very spiky like, you could stab someone with it," Jim says while letting out a sigh.

"Good. What do you think his demon will look like?" Jim shrugs.

"Like him, evil eyes, wings, tail," Jim shrugs his shoulders.

"Well no shit Sherlock, I bet he's cute," Josh says while smiling and thinking about what the demon will look like.

"If anything the angel will look cute, I bet," Jim says while smiling as well.

"The angel, I bet he will look exactly like a soft boy, or girl, or even non binary, trans, whatever they wanna be, they will look adorable, I'll probably flirt with them and make them uncomfortable so he stays on earth and gets banished from his hometown or home planet or whatever the fuck Heaven is," Josh rambles on.

"Do not do that, let him do his job," Josh scoffs.

"His job is to get along with me so you and I will have a truce or some shit, how does that even work?" The angel shrugs his shoulders.

"Whatever, Welp, I'll be right back," Josh says while approaching the door.

"Where exactly are you going Joshua?" Jim asks while following his demon.

"I need money, need a new laptop," Jim gasps and shakes his head no, he rushes over to Josh and grabs his arm.

"No! Not again! You will not rob another bank!" Jim argues.

"Nuh uh, to bad so sad, I need money, no one gives a shit if I steal, who's going to stop me?" Josh asks while tanking his arm back to himself.

"Joshua, you or unbelievable," Jim says in disbelief.

"I really don't care," Josh says while a playful smile, he unlocks and opens the door and walks out, Jim follows.

Josh takes off into the air and Jim continues to follow him. He flies faster and grabs Josh's foot and yanks him back.

"What the hell!" Josh shouts.

Jim grabs his ear and starts flying down to the ground.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck you! Ow! Let go!" Josh shouts. Jim just ignores him and they fly back home.

They land on Josh's roof and the angel glares at the demon.

Flames appear in Josh's eyes but Jim has lived with him for years, the look doesn't scare him anymore and probably never will scare him again.

"Robbing stores, banks or whatever is a sin, continuing it is even worse, we're going inside and you will pack your bag and say goodbye to family!" Jim orders. Josh rolls his eyes and lets out an angry growl.

"Fine!" Josh gives in and they fly to the bottom and go inside the house. Josh lazily walks up the stares to his room and begins packing his bag.

Once he's done he decides to say goodbye to his family. He knows he won't see them for weeks. Maybe months.

Hell maybe he won't even see them in a year or more, it's possible.

It's time to be sent up to earth.