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Mochi.nari: Not @ how I would worship the ground Kim Namjoon walked on.

Mochi.nari: WRKNG GRIUOS CHAT FUCKDJ

Jungkook_BTS: Me too tho

Mochi.nari: Kim Namjoon > my boyfriend

Min.suga: Your boyfriend > my boyfriend

Hope.seok: Fuck you Yoongi

Min.suga: Anytime 🤤

Mochi.nari: Absolute legends

Mochi.nari: Anyways!! How does it feel winning your 5th Grammy?

JiminPark.BTS: Jungkook drank out of because all the cups are dirty.

Mochi.nari Y'all still live together?

BTS_RM: Only during promotions, it's easier and more efficient.

Mochi.nari: What about Jins wife?

SeokjinKim: What about her.

Mochi.nari: JIN SHES ALONEDUJEISNDJD

SeokjinKim: she has our dog.

SeokjinKim: She loves Heojin more than me anyways :(

Jungkook_BTS: We all love heojin more than you.

SeokjinKim: All of you. Bitches.

SeokjinKim: Every single one of you.

SeokjinKim: Besides you nari Mwah.

Mochi.nari: MWAH

Mochi.nari: How was military work? How many times did you have to dance to Idol?

SeokjinKim: Yoongi. Answer that.

Min.suga:Every goddamn lunch

Mochi.nari: FUCKDISJJSJSIS

Mochi.nari: YEAH TAEIL DANCES TO REGULAR ALOT OVER THERE TOO FUCKDISNUDHD

BTS_RM: Yeah, Chanyeol is in the same group we were in, and he danced to his songs a lot to.

BTS_RM: Felt so sorry for him because every day we would just hear the words "chogiwa"

Min.suga: I laughed

SeokjinKim: I know you did and it SHOWED.

Min.suga: Hey! Not my fault he said that crusty word 11 years ago

Mochi.nari: You're evil yoongles

Min.suga: STOP CALLING ME YOONGLES. IM A 31 YEAR OLD MAN

Mochi.nari: MAKE ME GRANDFATHER

Min.suga: YOURE ONLY FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME

Mochi.nari:I don't speak ancient. Sowwy

Min.suga: Kick her out Namjoon

BTS_RM: No

Mochi.Nari: Hey Jimin. How's little Gyuri doing?

Jiminpark_BTS: She's good!! She just turned 5!

Mochi.nari: Hyeongie too?

Jiminpark_BTS: She and her boyfriend got engaged a month ago, I can't wait for them to get married. He treats her so well.

Mochi.nari: Your Character development is so fucking sexy 🤤

Jiminpark_BTS: Would say the same about yours.

Mochi.nari: I mean. I do have three kids, divorced, and have a boyfriend who cheated on me a little over 6 years ago. But I guess we ain't gonna talk about how much I've grown too.

Hope.seok: I knew Doyoung was sus. Just didn't listen to me.

Mochi.nari: Listen Hoseok. Me=big dumb dumb

Hope.seok: Yeah.

Mochi.nari: HOSEOKSJSJDB

Hope.seok: YOU SAID IT I DIDNT.

Mochi.Nari: MAN. YALL SURE YOURE WINNERS OF ALBUM OF THE YEAR AT THE GRAMMYS? BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE BAWLED THEIR EYES OUT AND WERE SOFT. THESE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE ARE INSULTING ME.

Taehyung.kim: We ain't actor-idols for nothin sis

Mochi.nari: EHtshsunssun

Taehyung.kim: We didn't fake cry. We're fake bullying you

Mochi.Nari: NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FAKEBSJE

BTS are the only men. And that's all the Tea I will serve you.