Instagram; Lucas/Wong Yukhei

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QianKaylie: did you ever find the rodent?

Mochi.nari: no. But I named it Jeffery

JungYoonOh: HEY

Mochi.nari: Sorry. I was in the moment of finding it and you called me so the name Jeffery just popped in my head.

QianKaylie: why did he call you?

Mochi.nari: "do you need a manly man to exterminate the rodent? I'm your man."

Mochi.nari: then I hung up and called Renjun.

QianKaylie: FUCKDISNXIJDJSB

HuangRenjun: is that when you called me saying "OH MY GOD RENJUN. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD A MOUSE AS BIG AS MY DICK RAN ACROSS MY FLOOR. PLEASE HELP ME. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE."

ChittaTen: "as big as my dick"

TyLee: it was probably HUGE then

Kimjungwoo127: TAEYONGSUENXAK

YukheiWong: luv......

ChenleZhong: luv.... taht dont make no cents.....

JisungPark02: STOP SPEAKING IN MEME

ChenleZhong: make me little bitch

JisungPark02: I'm keeping it PG for Naris sake

Mochi.nari: bruh x17

Mochi.nari: ive seen you two doing the dirty before. I think I've see quite enough.

JisungPark02: when have you EVER

Mochi.nari: did you perhaps forget we used to live in the same house for THREE YEARS????

ChenleZhong: no because it was HELL

QianKaylie: it was hell for most nct boys because Nari kept having children

QianKun: no it was hell because of Doyoung and Nari constantly arguing

JisungPark02: no it was hell because people kept moving it and out.

JisungPark02: first Yukhei Hyung moves out. Then Nari and Doyoung. Then Nari comes back. Then Yukhei does too. Then Doyoung does. Then Yukhei moves out again leaving Pregnant Nari to herself. Then Kaylie and Jaehyun move out. Then Kun and Sicheng move out. The Sicheng moves back in because "Kun has no self control when it comes to being in his own bubble" then he moved back out again because kun promised him a vacation to Disney world. Then Taeyong Ten And Jungwoo moved out and started FINALLY having the sex outside of the house. Then Nari and her kids moved out to live with Yukhei. Doyoung Johnny And Yuta became roommates and moved out. Then finally chenle and I Moved out. The house is still there and it's mainly the 00 and 99 liners living there. Besides Hyuck and Mark. They live across the hall from us. Then Taeil is in the military.

LiuYang: the real Tea is that we all refuse to move because we love each other and can't live without each other

Mochi.nari: that's the cutest tea

NaJae: Yeah, I'm scared to live alone.

HuangRenjun: idk man, wherever Jeno and yangyang goes I usually do.

XiaoDeJun: I usually just stay home anyways. There's no use in moving if I'm just gonna be a good boy. Sitting and staying.

Xiaojun= good boy 🥰