Instagram; Lucas/Wong Yukhei

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Mochi.nari: mmm, my dick kinda soft :/

QianKaylie: why can't you say you're bored like a normal person???

Mochi.nari: do you even know me?

QianKaylie: yea, you're right.

YukheiWong: where is MeiXius blanket?

Mochi.nari: it's in your top left dresser drawer.

YukheiWong: thanks nari.

Mochi.nari: welcome

QianKaylie: something happened

Mochi.nari: no

YukheiWong: yes

QianKaylie: WHATS GOING ON??

ChittaTen: OH. I THINK I KNOW THIS

QianKaylie: do you really?

ChittaTen: I AM NARIS BEST FRIEND. SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING

ChittaTen: she told me a few days ago that she was planning to propose to Yukhei. But she didn't have enough time to plan it herself. And I guess things just went wrong.

Mochi.nari: THAT WASNT IT. BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SPOILING OUR ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE

ChittaTen: aw shit.

YukheiWong: you're gonna propose to me? Shouldn't that be my job?

Mochi.nari: IT WAS YOUR JOB. UNTIL YOU CALLED OFF THE ENGAGEMENT AND MOVED BACK TO CHINA DUMBASS

YukheiWong: LISTEN. I WAS 22 AND UNSURE

Mochi.nari: yeah and I'm 28 having issues a 50 year old man should be having.

Mochi.nari: I'm not getting laid and it's becoming a PROBLEM

YukheiWong: WELL MAYBE IF YOUD ASK ME.

Mochi.nari: DAMN. WELL MAYBE IF YOUD HAVE SEX WITH ME THEN I WOULDNT NEED TO

JisungPark02: ENOUGH.

Mochi.nari: ok

YukheiWong: Damn, little guy has an issue.

JisungPark02: did you just call me "little guy". Now we're really gonna have an issue Yucky.

ChenleZhong: What is everyone's issue?

Mochi.nari: is it too much to ask for kisses? If so I can get them from someone else.

DoyoungKim: Damn right

Mochi.nari: listen doyoung, we were married for a few years, you gave me two wonderful kids, but you threw it away for a 20 year old girl.

DoyoungKim: ouch

Mochi.nari: Yeah, that's in our court document because you wouldn't SHUT UP. ITS THEIR JOB TO TYPE EVERYTHING. YOU DIDNT NEED TO YELL AND YANK THE PAPER OUT OF THEIR HANDS.

DoyoungKim: HE WOULDN'T STOP TYPING

Mochi.nari: man, I cant wait till you go to the military. Get the FUCK outta my house

Doyoung.Kim: LISTEN. TAEIL IS GETTING OUT OF THE MILITARY SOON. AND WHEN HE GETS OUT. TAEYONG GOES IN. T H E N I GO IN.

Mochi.nari: OR ALL OF YOU CAN GO AND IT WOULD BE FUN!!!!!!!

DoyoungKim: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME??

Mochi.nari: THE FACT WE DIDNT SIGN A PRENUP BECAUSE YOU SAID "we're gonna be married for a long time, no need for a prenup."

Mochi.nari: YOURE THE ONE WHO CHEATED ON ME. BUT EYE HAD TO PAY YOU OFF 1 BILLION WON.

DoyoungKim: YOU GOT THE DOG AND VACATION HOME.

Mochi.nari: ALL I WANTED WAS THE DOG. FUCK YOUR VACATION HOMES. I WANTED MY MOCHI.

JisungPark02: seeing Doyoung and Nari fight > 😍

ChenleZhong: breaking up with Jisung for a fudge pop > 😍

JisungPark02: harsh.

ChenleZhong: not as harsh as Nari Noona paying Doyoung off a Billion won for HER getting cheated on.

DoyoungKim: SHE. GOT. THE. VACATION. HOME. AND. MY. MOCHI.

Mochi.nari: MOCHI IS MY DOG. SHES LITERALLY UNDER MY NAME AT THE ADOPTION CENTER ARE YOU MCFUCKING KIDDING ME.

DoyoungKim: THE VACATION HOME COST 3.5 MILLION DOLLARS

Mochi.nari: sounds like a personal loss.

JungYoonOh: this argument cleared my eczema