•Sanders Sides Drabbles•

Wait, You're Married? • Logicality

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"Wait wait wait wait... so you're telling me that you guys are... married?!" Thomas stared in bewilderment at the two sides in front of him, only now noticing the prominent rings on their fingers.

"Correct," Logan confirms, uncrossing his arms and lacing his fingers with Patton's slightly thicker ones.

Thomas couldn't wrap his head around what he was hearing. "Wait, so— how long have you two been married? No, scratch that, how long have you two been dating?! And how come I never knew about this?!"

"I truthfully do not have an explanation for why you were uninformed, Thomas. Patton and I have been in a committed, romantic relationship for about five years now. We got engaged last year, and had the wedding merely a few months ago. Roman and Virgil helped set it up," Thomas's logic explained, his morality nodding along excitedly.

"Mister No Emotions here asked me out, isn't that right, Logie?" Patton smiled teasingly at his husband.

"Stop exposing me," Logan's lips broke out into a tiny, almost nonexistent smile.

"Wait, so, are the others in romantic relationships as well?" Thomas asked, still incredibly confused and honestly still didn't understand the dynamic of his own sides dating each other. He didn't understand how they could hold hands, kiss, cuddle, and possibly even...

Nope, he didn't even want to think about that.

Patton nodded enthusiastically. "Yup! Virgil and Roman are dating, and Deceit and Remus are dating. We're the only two who have made it past the 'boyfriends' stage, though. Neither of the other two couples are even engaged yet," Patton explained with way too much excitement for Thomas to process.

"Roman calls it 'self love'," Logan spoke. "So, just think of it as that, Thomas," The intellectual facet shrugged.

Thomas truthfully didn't think that he'd ever be able to fully understand the dynamics of his sides dating each other, but hey, it's not like he really minds his sides being in committed relationships... while he's still single.