It was thundering one night, and this was the night that the gallant prince Erik Killmonger
was finally going to save his queen. "Onward, Chauncey!" he cried, determined, as he brandished his sword
To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome prince Erik Killmonger
In reality, Chauncey was hobby horse, the thunder was special effects, and Erik
was performing at a dinner theater.
Tails man ask ew commented. He with Fili and Kili bad wolf legolas wood puppet were waiting for their food to arrive and were watching. They all absolutely hated it. "This is worse than 'Love Letters.'. I hate dinner theater!"
Wood puppet ask me too agreed-but then his nose grew.
Whoa, there, Chauncey!" Erik Killmonger
cried as the light shined on the cardboard tower, and a "Princess" came into view.
Hark!" she cried, overdramatic and sucking really badly, as Erik Killmonger
dropped Chauncey. "The brave Prince approacheth
Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you and then take my place as rightful king," he promised
What did she say?" and old woman croaked. Erik Killmonger upon hearing that, scowled, and then looked over as an vampire costume look like Louis
Tailsman ask whoo yeah Louis cheered as he and his friends applauded. Erik Killmonger became infuriated, and declared, "Prepare, foul beast, to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!"
Happy birthday to thee, happy birthday to thee," a waiter sang, catching Erik Killmonger attention
Erik ask would you shut up he practically shrieked. A table was flung at him, and Tails man
smirked at his handiwork while mocking, "Do you mind? Boring!" The whole crowd laughed at the former prince, including the princess, who accidentally hit the tower.
Erik coughed, composing himself, before trying again, "Prepare, foul beast-"
And then the tower fell on him.
Oh, don't get your panties in a twist. The window landed right where he was, so he wasn't hurt. He stood up and dusted himself off, then glared out at the laughing crowd. "Someday you'll be sorry," he warned them, pointing his bent sword at them.
We already are!" a man cried out. Erik shocked, flung his sword away, grabbed Chauncey, and stalked offstage. He set Chauncey in his proper place and continued on his way. He flung open the door, walked into his make-up room (the alleyway with a perfect view of the castle) and sat down with a mix of a sigh and a groan in front of his vanity. He started to sob into his hand, not believing the way his life turned out. He looked up to the photo that his mother, the late Fairy Jackie signed, and cried, "Mommy…"
Don't stop believing!
-Mommy's little angel
Her voice rang in his ears, repeating over and over again. He wiped his tears away and muttered, "You're right. I can't let this happen. I can't!
Erik turned towards the castle and cried, standing up, "I am the rightful king of Far Far Away. And I promise you this, Mother…I will restore dignity to my throne." A newspaper hit him in the face, and he peeled it off-along black hair growled, glaring, "And this time, no one will stand in my way Louis and me just smiled up at him from the paper before being crumpled up.
