The sign over the school that proclaimed Worcestershire was big, it was grand, it was wood, and it was tacky in Louis
Bilbo ask Wor-ces-ters-shiree? Now that sounds fancy!"
Louis ask It's Worcestershire,"
Like the sauce? Mmm… It's spicy!" The door opened and fell at their feet. Psh, like they were actually going to cross a moat. "Ooo, they must be expecting us,"
Bilbo smiled before the trio, with Tyson Meowth on Louis shoulder going to walk in. Only to be nearly run over by the school carriage with screaming teenagers on it
Bilbo ask What in the shista-shire kind of place is this?"
Louis ask it must be a high 🏫
Bilbo ask high school !
Ready? Okay!" giddy cheerleaders exclaimed. "Wherefore art thou headed, to the top? Yeah, we think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!" This was what Louis Bilbo Tyson Meowth walked into, amidst people running away from them cause of Louis. They passed a driving test, which ended in an ugly crash, and teenagers doing… Um, let's just say it's illegal.
Bilbo ask shrank away from the high schoolers, muttering, "I'm already starting to feel nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!"
Tyson Meowth ask But how did you receive the wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of the underpants?"
Let's just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that."
So then I was all like, 'I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you,'" a blue-haired girl said to her brunette friend with the pink ribbon in her hair.
Totally," she agreed.
Louis ask Pardon me,"
Ergh! Totally ew-eth!" the blunette cried, walking off.
"Yeah, totally," the brunette with the pink ribbon followed.
The group looked around, and noticed a dup of geeks playing what looked like a futuristic board game. "Hi. We're looking for someone named—"
"Gee, who rolled a +9 dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped?" one of them snickered. The other one laughed, until he got a bloody nose.
"I know you're busy not fitting it," Louis jeered, "but can either of you tell me where I can find Alexander?"
The first one glared and pointed, "He's over there."
Louis glanced in that direction and saw a buff man in armor on a horse, about to practice jousting. The horse epically galloped to a scrawny boy on a makeshift horse and helmet, and let's just say the collision wasn't pretty, and the scrawny boy landed right in front of the trio. Louis
Louis ask Strong, handsome, face of a leader,"he say listed, walking forward. "Does Alexander look like a king or what?" He accidentally stepped on the scrawny boy. "Whoops, sorry."
The scrawny boy fell back to the ground and asked, "Did you just say you were looking for Alexander?"
Tyson Meowth That information is on a need-to-know basis," replied snootily, walking past.
Bilbo ask men you had nothing
Now, gentlemen, let's away. To the showers!" Alexander declared. However, his horse saw Louis and reared back, throwing him off and galloping away.
