The sky was rather menacing, with a tornado-like hole above it as it dropped the four heroes. Unfortunately, it dropped them over a tree, and it was rather painful falling down it. Multiple times. They were lucky they weren't scratched, to be completely honest.
Man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college!" Tyson groaned as he stood up… except it wasn't Tyson who had spoken.
Louis and Alex stared at him in stunned disbelief Bilbo? Louis ventured, not wanting to freak the poor hunkey—turned—huat out.
Bilbo What? Is there something in my teeth? questioned, poking his teeth with his paws. He glanced down, and gasped as he realized what had happened. He turned, basically chasing his tail, as he cried, "What the f—Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick!" He clutched his hat in fear as Tyson in Bilbo body
fell down from the tree. He moaned, sore, "At least you don't look like some kind of bloated roadside piñata! You really should think about going on a diet!"
Louis and Alex glanced at each other in amusement and confusion as bilbo retorted, "Yeah, you should get yourself a pair of pants. I feel all exposed and nasty!"
The two who were in their actual bodies laughed at their friends' plight. An angry bilbo Oh, so you two think this is funny?" They tried to stop
laughing but Louis continued for a bit and noticed something in the distance as Alex now composed, said, "I'm—I'm really sorry, guys."
Louis ask don't be reassured him. "You got us back, kid
In the distance was the castle of Far, Far Away, and the soon-to-be home of one Alex The quartet made their way over, but Bilbo and Tyson had a bit of difficulty getting used to their new ways of walking, complaining the entire time. Which, quite frankly, got annoying.
Bilbo How in the Tetsuya Nomura am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?"yelled at Tyson
Tyson ask Hey, hey, hey, hey! chided. "Be very careful with those. he just Meow in Bilbo body again and again
Oh, you'll learn to control that," Tyson promised, laughing at him.
As they reached the kingdom, they passed the sign that originally said "Far, Far Away", but now, a plank of wood with "Go Go" had been tacked onto the "Far, Far" part. Which, had bilbo
not been irritably declaring, "Seriously. Ow! Man, you need some comfort inserts or arch supports or something," or had they not been sprinting into the kingdom they might have noticed. However, they did notice, once they were in, that the place was in absolute shambles, and there were hardly any townspeople around. And those that were, were pickpockets and drunks and shady people. Not a good crowd.
Louis ask noticed, in a window, "Pinocchio?" and ran towards him.
The poor puppet was being forced to dance to music, and when he noticed Louis, pressed himself against the window, crying, "Louis!!!
Pinocchio!"
"Help me!"
"What happened?" Louis asked.
Erik and the villains have taken over everything! They attacked us! ANNABEL and princesses got away. And now she's—"Pinocchio was interrupted by the curtain falling, indicating that the allotted time had been paid for.
Louis ask And now she's what?! She's what?!" He looked down and noticed that he needed to pay five dollars, so he turned to his group and growled, Tyson Loan me five bucks!"
Bilbo ask intervened, "C'mon, Tyson, you heard the man. Help the brother out."
Tyson ask Do you see any pockets on me?"
Bilbo looked down at his boots, and got an idea. "Hold on a second." He took off one of his boots, flipped it over, and out landed a purse. "Ah-ha!" Bilbo due did steal money from a human
Louis grab it
Tyson "I had no idea, really. I… I swear."
Louis put the money in the slot and anxiously waited for Pinocchio to come back. "Quick, Pinocchio! where is ANNABEL
Erik got her locked away someplace secret. You gotta find him! He's probably getting ready for the show!" The curtain fell down on him.
Louis ask "Wait, wait, wait Pinocchio! What show?" Pinocchio stuck his hand out and pointed to Louis right Louis
looked over, and saw the multiple posters for Erik Presents: It's a Happily Ever After After All", depicting Erik standing on top of Louis. It was that night only, and was apparently Louis final performance. That's not ominous or anything.
Tyson ask It's a Happily Ever After After All,'"staring up at the posters.
Louis ask Louis final performance
Wait, didn't I just say all of that? Ah, well. They never listen to me anyway.
Bilbo ask whoa Louis You didn't tell us you were in a, a play!" He clasped his paws together, clearly very excited.
