The ship sailed out into the ocean blue, and Louis and Alex stood beside one another, marveling nature.
Alex ask I can't believe it. Me, a king?" mused. "I-I mean I knew I came from royalty and all, but… I just figured everyone forgot about me."
Louis ask Oh, no," made a show of shaking his head. "In fact the King asked for you personally."
Really? Wow. Look, I know it's not all going to be fun and games."
"It really is all fun and games, actually. Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two. By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle."
Alex ask Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle,
Louis ask nervously laughed and replied, "Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks."
Alex ask Whoa, this is going to be huge. Princesses, parties, castles. Princesses,"
Bilbo and Tyson Meowth joined in, Bilbo chiming, "Oh, it's gonna be great, Alex, you'll be living in the lap of luxury. They got the finest chefs around waiting for you to place your order."
Tyson Meowth ask And, uh, fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters
Alex ask Oh, yeah? What do they do?
Tyson Meowth ask "They taste the food before the king eats, to make sure it's not, uh, poisoned."
Alex ask poison looked alarmed, and Louis quickly interjected with, "Or too salty."
Bilbo ask or a bodyguard to protect you
Alex ask bodyguard?
Tyson Meowth ask All of them willing at a moment's notice to lay down their lives out of devotion to you,"
Alex ask oh really queasily responded as Louis them to shut up by crossing his finger across his throat behind Alex
Tyson Meowth ask The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance
Louis mouthed Stop talking! as Bilbo said, "Just make sure they don't die of famine!"
"
Or plague."
"Oh, plague is bad."
The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores."
Louis laughed and pushed Alex out of sight, "Festering sores, hey! You are one funny kitty cat."
Tyson Meowth ask made an I-don't-know gesture and asked, "What did I say?"
Louis ask We don't want Alex here getting the wrong idea." turned around and didn't see a black Well, a human black He saw Bilbo. "Uh, Alex?"
The boat suddenly made a sharp turn, and all three fell to the floor. Alex was commandeering the boat, and the true captain was on the floor, moaning, "There goes my hip!"
Louis made his way to the wheel, demanding Alex what you doing He pushed him away and took control of the boat, putting it back on course
Alex grabbed an oar and cried, "What does it look like pushing Louis out of the way using it and sent Louis to the back and took back the wheel.
Alex ask But I don't know anything about being king!"
Louis ask You'll learn on the job!"
Alex ask Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm going back."
Louis ask Back to what? Being a loser?"
Alex face formed a glare, and he let go of the wheel, and all of the force that Louis had on his hold caused him to break the wheel off of the boat. Louisturned on the younger boy and growled, "Now look what you did!"
Bilbo use his hands hold his mouth
He about to vomit and looked at the landscape as Alex argued, "Look what I did? Who's holding the wheel, chief?"
Bilbo seeing what the landscape was, force-swallowed his vomit he let his hands out his mouth and in a panic cried, Louis!
Louis and Alex looked away to see rocks. Rocks everywhere. Sharp rocks everywhere. Sharp, pointy rocks everywhere. Sharp, pointy, REALLY FREAKING DANGEROUS rocks everywhere. Louis desperately put the wheel back where it came from and started turning it in an attempt to move the boat away. But alas, there was no defeating the inevitable, and the boat crashed into the rocks and split into pieces.
Land ho!" the captain cried. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
