The sun was shining, and the birds were singing. It was a very peaceful day as Louis and I woke
Louis ask Good morning,"
I said good morning
Louis ask "I know. Isn't it wonderful?
The doors burst open, and in burst Bilbo the Hobbit singing, "Good morning, good morning!" His kids
Beryl Brianna Shawanda Brandon
flew in and practically attacked Louis and me with affection. "The sun is shining through! Good morning, good morning! To you, and you, and you!" His kids flew out the door as Tyson Meowth the notorious Huat in Boots, strolled in, reading a checklist and ignoring the fire that had ignited behind him.
Bilbo ask they are grow up so fast
Louis ask Not fast enough," grumbled as he put out the fire on the bed sheets,
Tyson Meowth ask Okay declared, hopping onto the bed, "you have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir
Louis ask great let get started seemingly happy, then scowled and delved into the covers.
Bilbo ask Come on, lazybones! Time to get moving! reprimanded happily before pulling off the covers. He gave a cry of horror before scolding, "You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies
That day's activities didn't go quite as smoothly as hoped. At the knighting Louis accidentally cut a deeper-than-supposed-to-be cut.
At the dock, he pushed the boat away before hitting it with the bottle. In an attempt to redeem himself, he threw the bottle at the boat. That made a huge hole, and the boat started to sink. The sails went up in flames, and passengers dove into the water in an attempt to survive.
At the palace, Louis and me we primped up for some party. "Since you're filling in for one, you might as Bilbo ask real king
reasoned. "Can somebody come in here and work on Louis please?"
Vexen took one look at the vampire and said, "I will see what I can do."
What he could do was done painfully. And after, they didn't exactly look…ok, fine, they looked hilarious.
Bilbo ask oh breathed, awed.
Tyson Meowth ask wow it
I said Oh-ho, it is quite necessary, he replied, looking straight at Louis
Louis ask I am Louis you twit
Whatever," Vexen waved him off.
Tyson Meowth ask Okay, peoples," commanded, "This isn't a rehearsal! Let's see some hustle!"
Bilbo ask smile everyone! Smiles
reminded as he and Tyson Meowth walk off
Louis ask I don't know how much longer I can keep this up,
I said I am sorry Louis but can you please just try to grin and bear it? It's just until Dad gets better," hey Louis
Louis ask yeah
I said you look handsome
Louis ask Aw, come here, you," he cooed, and me and Louis to kiss, but in the end, their ridiculous outfits won.
Louis ask Ack groaned, "my butt is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit. Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?"
Uh, Vivi, sir."
Perfect."
The trumpeters played a fanfare as Isa announced, "Ladies and gentlemen…Princess Annabel and Sir Louis!" The attendees applauded as the curtain opened to…Louis butt being scratched by Vivi's scratcher. The audience, appalled, covered their eyes.
I said Louis!
Louis turned, and chuckled sheepishly. He took in a deep breath, and even though he was skinny, his belt unbuckled and flew off to hit Bilbo in the eye. "My eye!" he dramatically cried, dancing around. He walked into a woman who pushed him into the knight. The knight fell into a vase that flew and broke against a pillar. That pillar had a vase of flowers in it, which then proceeded to fly. I caught it, but slipped in the spilled water. Louis moved to help me up but his shirt flew up and hit him in the face at the same time his pants fell down. He ripped it away, and shuffled forward, crying Annabel He tripped and fell on a loose board, causing Vivi to fly up into the air and land on a flagpole.
Louis ask are you okay
I said yeah gasped as Vivi fell off and landed on a chef's plate with flaming shish kabobs. The kabobs flew off the plate and Bilbo
had to assume a funky position to make sure he didn't get speared. He then noticed what type of shish kabob it was. "Shrimp! My favorite!"
The guests all screamed and fled as the flames from the shish kabobs traveled up the curtains. The heavy emblem fell to the stage and it broke. Louis and me slid towards it as did the tables with food. One of the platters then proceeded to land on Louis face.
Later that night…
Louis ask that it we are leaving
I said Louis you clam down
Louis ask clam down Who do you think we're kidding? I am an vampire I'm not cut out for this Annabel and I never will be."
He flopped onto their bed and wiped the make-up off his face before rolling onto his side and encountering Bilbo I think that went pretty well."
Louis ask Bilbo!
He grabbed the Hobbit by warm coat and threw him out the door. "Aw, come on, now Louis Bilbo ask slammed the door and turned to hear Tyson Meowth purring Some people just don't understand boundaries," as he curled up on the bed. Oh, hypocrisy boss then took the huat by the neck and placed him outside on the windowsill before shutting it closed. Tyson Meowth then took his hat off and gave him his signature kitty eyes. but Louis had become immune in his frustration and pulled down the blinds.
Louis flopped back onto his bed and groaned I crawled next to him and reassured him, "Just think. A us more days and we'll be back home, in our spooky forest fungus and filled with our coffin kitchen living room
Louis ask Oh, you had me at 'vermin-filled,'" sighed happily
I said And, um…maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor,"
Louis ask Ha ha, that's right, the swamp rats will be spawning
I said What if, theoretically…they were little vampire feet?"
Louis nervously laughed, then fell off the bed I gasped concerned as Louis groaned, coming back onto the bed, "Honey, let's try and be rational about this. I mean, have you seen a baby lately? They just eat and poop, and they cry, and then they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry. Now, imagine an vampire baby They extra-cry and they extra-poop."
I said Louis you and me going to be family
Louis ask you right
He hold my hand gently
There was a knock on the door, Louis sighed letting go of me as Vivi walked in. "Somebody better be dying,"
