The wood drifted through the water as Louis stalked out with Tyson Meowth shivering like mad, clutching to Louis hair Bilbo flung on Louis shoulder. To Alex he gave no support. What? He's a human. Tyson and Bilbo were vulnerable cat and Hobbit Louis collapsed on the beach, letting Bilbo Tyson jumped down
down so as not to get hurt. Alex walked on, Tyson Meowth shook himself dry, causing his fur to poof. "How humiliating," he muttered, as he Bilbo stalked off.
Louis ask oh nice going your highness he spat after Alex
Alex ask Oh, so now it's Your Highness? What happened to loser, huh?"
Louis ask Hey, if you think this is getting you out of anything, well, it isn't. We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another and you're going to be a father!"
Alex ask what?
Bilbo ask coughed and whispered, "You just said 'father
Louis ask You're, I said King! You're going to be king!"
Alex turned and walked away. "'You're going to be king!'" he mocked. "Yeah, right."
Louis shook and made a move to strangle the little runt, but decided instead to scream after him, "Where do you think you're going?"
Alex ask "Far Far Away… from you!"
Louis You get back here, young man, and I mean it!" Alex just ignored him and continued on his way.
Tyson Meowth Um, boss interrupted. "I don't think he's coming back. Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material."
Bilbo ask When were you planning on telling him that you were really supposed to be king?"
Louis Oh, come on. Now why would I do that?requested. "Besides, he'll be ten times better at it than me."
Bilbo ask whoa whoa take a easy Louis I am Hobbit your a vampire he a human being
Louis sighed your right Bilbo He picked up a huge log and quipped, "What about this?"
Bilbo ask Louis!
Louis Oh, come on. It's just a joke, laughed as he tossed the log away and followed Alex still Tyson and Bilbo stared reproachfully after Louis back, knowing too well Louis would more likely than not have used it.
Alex was walking down a well-worn path to a little house in a cave when Louis caught up to him, and spoke while Bilbo and Tyson watched despairingly and Alex was weirded out: Listen, Alex. Uh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever. But what I am screamin' is, yo... check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight trippin', just say, 'Oh, no, you didn't! You know, you're getting on my last nerve.' And then I'll know it's… then I'll, I'll know it's wack!" And then Louis proceeded to get slapped in the face with leaves whose branch conveniently swung around at that precise moment.
Louis broke the branch and Alex screamed, "Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!"
Louis Alex wait, wait, wait,"
Alex ask come help Hello banged on the door. The lamp next to the door summoned forth a figure of an old man's face made of light and boomed you shall not pass! outside the healing vortex. Now prepare to…" The light fizzed out, and the door opened, revealing the old man. point Gary hat
Bilbo ask wait of minute Gandalf
Louis ask do know him
Bilbo ask yes he invited those 13 dwarfs in my home Gandalf and lotr with fourth Hobbit two men elf and dwarfs
