Pop's Waitress

Never Have I Ever

Toni Topaz

"Toni Topaz I have waited for eternity for you to ask,"

"Huh?" I looked at everyone's eager faces, "I know you're an amazing photographer," she continued, "Will you come work with us at the Register for our new magazine."

"Magazine?" I said confused, "You're a newspaper."

"I know that." She smiled, "We are starting a magazine. For the younger, less intelligent generation." We all laughed.

"Betty Cooper I'd be honored." They all clapped as Betty sat back down. "Now let us feast!" Jughead yelled like a king.

After about five hours everyone but Veronica, Cheryl, Archie, and me left with their kids. We all went into the living room and sat on the couch.
Cheryl laid herself on us, her feet on Jughead and her head on my lap.

"Hi Ginger."

"Hello there Pinky." I didn't mind the nickname that SweetPea once tried to give me. I liked hearing it from her.
Everyone started to talk.

"Ronnie do you remember when Jughead asked Reggie if he could spell necrophilia?" Archie asked.

"Of course, you're poor face got a black eye for it." She replied.

"Did I ever thank you for that?" Jug asked.

"Only by getting Grundy away from me."

"Actually," Betty pointed, "That was my mom. Or me, I mean I had the gun and the dangerously detailed diary."

"Hey I helped get that gun!"

"Yes you did Veronica. You helped me steal from our high school music teacher." Betty said making Veronica proud.

"Would you like a cookie?" Jughead asked sarcastically.

"Actually I wouldn't mind one. With milk please." Veronica said. Jughead got up, "I kinda want one too. Betts, do we have Chips Ahoy?"

"Yes Juggie we do." She giggled.

"Hey Jug can you bring some wine?" I asked earning confused looks.

"Why?"

"Because fancy people drink wine. And I don't think Betty let's you drink anything else and I want to play Never Have I Ever."

"Okay. And you're right, she doesn't."

"I hardly let him drink wine." Betty whispered after he left.

"Understandable." Cheryl said looking at Betty.

Soon Jughead came back with cookies and wine.

"Now that's a pair I've never seen before." Veronica joked.

"Come sit next to me Ronnie, Betty doesn't let us eat cookies on her couch." Jughead said pouring the wine.

"Okay who's gonna start?" Veronica asked sitting on the floor.

"Our purple gem stone. She suggested it." Archie said taking a glass.

"Okay, let's start off easy. Never have I ever, got a tattoo." Everybody but Jug, me, and Betty drank.

"Betty what?" Veronica looked shocked.

"What? You're looking at the Serpent Queen since high school."

"Where?" Cheryl asked now interested.

"Only Jughead and Toni know. She gave it to me." Betty made sure Veronica wasn't mad about not knowing.

"But you're gonna show me?" She asked demanding to see it.

"Sure V. I'll show you."

"Betts, it's well hidden." Jughead said sipping his wine.

"Ooh now I wanna see." Archie joked.

"Yeah okay." Betty said sarcastically, "Alright cousin your turn."

"Um. Never have I ever kissed one of my best friends." She said waiting to see others drink.

"Wait you guys have kissed each other?" I asked in shock.

"I know Betty has kissed Archie and Veronica. I witnessed that. Hobo who did you kiss." She sat up next to me.

"Veronica." He said looking at her.

"Where?" I asked leaning forward.

"At Lodge Lodge in the hot tub." Veronica said proud.

"To level the playing field." Archie joked. "Wait Cheryl why didn't you drink, you kissed me?"

"Yes I did Archie. But I said best friend." Archie's face was hurt as we laughed.

"Okay Ronnie your time to shine." I pointed at her with my drink.

"Never have I ever slept with my exes friend."

"Ronnie!" Archie screamed when she drank.

She giggled, "Sorry but you were running from my dad and Reggie was there,"

"Reggie?!" Jughead was shocked.

"Yeah. Oops."

"Hey Toni who did you sleep with?"

"Oh uh. I had this girlfriend who was friends with SweetPea so,"

"Antoinette Topaz no!" Betty was so shocked. "I knew something happened between you two." I laughed.

"Okay Archiekins what'll it be?" Veronica asked him taking a cookie.

"Um, never have I ever done anything that made me seem gay." He and Jughead didn't drink with everyone else.

"Cheryl what have you done that was gay?" He asked.

"According to my mother, I slept in the same bed as and girl there for I'm a deviant little redhead." She said then drank her wine. "I also had a crush on Beyoncé for a year of my life."

"Honestly same," Veronica said giggling. "Who hasn't."

"Hobo you go."

"Never have I ever kissed a redhead."
Archie, Veronica, and Cheryl were the only ones who drank.

"Would anyone like to try? If you haven't kissed one, you haven't lived." Cheryl joked.

"Betty it's your turn."

"Never have I ever been rejected."
Betty said then drank.

Jughead drank his then put it down, "Who rejected you?"

"Our lesser redhead."

"Hey," Archie said insulted.

"She's not wrong." Cheryl said drinking the wine.

"Who rejected you Jug?"

"Me!" I said watching Cheryl drink some more.

"Oh yeah." Betty said remembering seeing me and Jug at Pops.
After we all got drunk we passed out all over the living room. I woke up and walked upstairs to sleep next to Juliette.