A Cinderella Story [Prinxiety fan-fic] (COMPLETE)

Father?

I've just been binge writing cuz I have nothing else to do.. uwu
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Narrator: after Virgil moved all his stuff up to the attic. he decided he'd try to talk to his father before he got drunk.

Narrator: but when he got downstairs all he could see was Remy. So he approached him... or her?

Virgil: "umm do you know where my Father is?"

Remy: "oh yeah MY husband left to a bar a while ago.. he still hasn't come back for some reason.."

Virgil: "he's probably screwing another guy" I muttered to myself.

Remy: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?"

Narrator: just then the doorbell rang.

Virgil: "ummmm I'll get it.."

Narrator: when Virgil opened the door he found a tall man wearing a guards uniform.

Guard: "here yeet here yeet, you and your family are invited to a ball hosted by the royal family so the prince and princess can pick out their new partners for eternity. Everyone in the country is invited"

Remus: "WHAT?!?!?!?!?"

Deceit: "this is awful!!!!"

Virgil: "thanks! You may leave now"

Narrator: seconds after the door closed Remy screamed something Virgil would never forget.

Remy: "CHILDREN!!! YOUR FATHERS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!"

Virgil: WHAT?!?!?

Narrator: and just like that they were off to the hospital.

{at the hospital}

Receptionist: "hello how may I help you?"

Remy: "CUT THE CRAP! WHERES MY HUSBAND?!?!?!"

Receptionist: "name?"

Remy: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Remy: "Virgil what's your dads name?!?"

Virgil: "YOU DONT KNOW YOUR OWN HUSBANDS NAME?!?!?"

Remy: "SHUT UP I WAS WASTED WHEN WE GOT MARRIED!"

*Remy and the receptionist started fighting*

Virgil: (wait why am I watching this Remys going to get us kicked out before I can see my father ugh I'm just going go look for him myself)

Narrator: Virgil didn't need reception to tell him the room number because there was only one room his dad would let himself go into.

Virgil: "67.. 68.. aha room 69!"

Narrator: Virgil opened the door with no second thought.

Virgil's Father: "Tiffany is that you?"

Virgil: "who the f*cks Tiffany?!?. It's your son.. Virgil?"

Virgil's Father: "oh.. dammit "

Virgil: "what happened?"

Virgil's Father: "son... I'm dying of STDs"

Virgil: "what how?"

Virgil's Father: "well your dad saw this hot girl at the club. She brought him to her house and when your dad woke up he magically Had STDs"

Virgil: " I'm not stupid you could have just said you screwed a b*tch with STDs."

Virgil's Father: "wow way to take the magic out of STDs."

Virgil: "anyway.. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH REMY SHE'LL TORTURE ME!!!"

Virgil's Father: "well I could put you in a lovely orphanage full of nice people.."

Virgil: "really you'd do that for me?"

Virgil's Father: "..... nope! *dies* :D

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I love Virgil and I feel so bad..

Anyway next chapter is the ball ! (Probably)
~T.X~ owo

(Am I going too fast I feel like I'm rushing this..)