"SEX" Is Like "MATH".
ADD the BED.
MINUS the LIGHTS.
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES.
and BRING DOWN the UNDERWEAR.
DIVIDE by the LEGS.
find the DECIMAL POINT.
then get ready to MULTIPLY.
Tatahimik bigla, nagseselos na pala. Yan tayo eh!
"AKIN KA LANG!" is the most selfish thing you’ll ever hear. But the sweetest thing everyone would love to hear.
Yung lalaking pinagpapantasyahan mo noon, ayun naging Prinsesa na ngayon
Dear HAHA, Thank you for always being there when I don't know what to say.
Hindi na uso yung "Hindi kami tao, hindi kami hayop. Bagay kami." Ang uso ngayon "Oo, tao kami, bagay na dapat kami, may hayop lang kasi."
SELOS? Hindi nakakamatay. Pero pag naramdaman mo, ang sarap pumatay.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
Ang tunay na BOYFRIEND magaling magpalusot. . . . . sa mga nagyayayang barkada para lang makasama si GIRLFRIEND.
Dear crush, mahalin mo lang ako ng konti, ako na bahala magpadami. #HAPPYEverAfter
Huwag ka mag drama. Wala siyang pake.
BINABASA MO ANG
#KowtsKo, Like Mo?!
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