Dear Wattpad,
Welcome to our rant book. There are certain thing on here that both piss off the two 'authors' of this book-HiMyNameIsNotSteve and Blursa. And we wanted to give you an exclusive ticket to our minds.
It has been told to have a healthy mind you must think happily and have an outlet. To express yourself. And this dear Wattpaders this is our way of expressing ourselves.
We would like to, however, on a serious note, apologize in advance for any offence we may commit. We love you all and are not trying to piss you off. Of course, if you feel offended, stop reading. Because we don't want you to feel angry at us (it would be unintentional if we angered you!)
These are our opinions.
This is our outlet.
And sure, we could just keep to ourselves, but why not make some people laugh in the process?
If you know you will be offended, stop reading now.
We love you.
Love,
Not Steve and Blursa
