Jaden Has a Stroke. (DISCONTINUED)

Himedere makes leaf juice.

Himedere the god of Hime, begins to make leaf juice aka China shows Britain some gucci shitg. This is what we call e p I c, she/he/they but mccall it she because Hime epic like that. She walks outside from the ground and rips and tree from the sky. Hime than takes the tree and slaps it in f i r e, w a t e r. The Revolution has begoon.

McJaden the Jaden lives with his two fathers, Thanos and James Charles. (Please don't sue me ples dis joke pLES) They gucci like that. Jaden sleepy with doggo than rises from below because he le hears his father James making soup from spidermans ashes. ''Hey sisters, come down and get yuor sooup'' Jaden falls through the floors of the ceilings into his chair. James sits his soup infront of Jaden. Thanos is gone because he's getting milk from the store. Jaden eats a bit of the soup and cri because it so gucci like that. Than suddenly, Hime the god of Hime breaks through the 5th dimension. ''YO JADED, WANT SOME GOOMAY?'' She says with epicness. Jaden trimble's in fear because she has knife. ''UHhhhHhh, sUre'' Jaden says and James is doing a video and not caring for his son iNdAmgErmeNy. Hime takes this as le yes big time and pulls him through the epic portal for T E A.

whY AM I WRITING THIS.

Hime pulls Jaden through the portal. ''It so beaful'' Jaden says, amazed how Hime decorated the leaf juice party. The table was set up, big boi table with white cloth over if because it was the tables bed time. Crybaby is crying in the corner, or well Jaden thinks that's what he's doing. Again like Hime it doesn't matter he/she/they/attack helicopter. Cat was sitting at the table with confusion. The salmon and her husband cow was sitting beside Cat. Peach was in jail in the no no corner. Eli was doing witch craft, because of course she was. There was some balloons with ''yPuRs nExxt'' written in red paint juice. The party was much beaful Jaden thought. But oh no. He forgotten something important! Cat's gift! OH nOs. He's started panicking. Hime looked over at him, ''._.'' She said (sOmEhOw) Jaden was having a stronke. And passed out. On the floor. Cat has much confuse.

The end.

Chapters 3 and after are more serious.