Snapped (Reader x Jeff)

Yikes.

Jeff's P.O.V.

I grabbed Friendly's face and forced them to look at me. "Fine! I'm sorry I was a dickbag who scared the crap out of everyone! Can you blame me though?" "Yes!" I shook my head. "Riley," Friendly flinched and grabbed my wrists. "Don't say that name." I huffed. "That demon, was only a little bit ago! I wanna protect you after you went through that!" Friendly moved their hands to mine. "Jeff, I-" They sighed and looked at the ground. "Fine. That's fair." Not entirely... but it's start. "Can I get a kiss?" Friendly looked up and grinned. "You ass- Mm!"

Friendly had forgiven me, but Slendydude made me apologize to the dickwads. And to Sally cause I scared her. Jacky was "mostly" forgiving. Masky barely remembered what happened at least.

"Freeendy Babbbyyyy." "Jeff shut up before I shove a fork in you eye." I giggled as Jack tilted his head and used his most sarcastic voice on us. "Very romantic banter you guys." I wrapped an arm around each. "We should have a threesome." Friendly spit juice out as Jack recoiled away from me. Laughing Jack hissed as some juice landed on his pants. "Jeff this is your fault! Also keep your kinks in the bedroom!!" I busted out laughing as Friendly elbowed me harshly and apologized to Laughy. Jack stood up. "I'm gonna go barf in my room for a little bit." "I call offense Jacky!" "Good!"

Me and Friendly walked back to our now shared room. "It was a good idea." They blushed and laughed. "God you're a dick." "Don't tell me Jack isn't sexy!" Friendly laughed and looked at me. "No matter what I say, you'll disagree or go kill him." I raised my left hand. "I swear I won't." "You have to use the right hand." "I know. I wasn't intending on keeping that promise." Friendly facepalmed and grinned, shaking their head. "Aren't you still mad at him?" "I could get back at him by knowing the size of his di-" Friendly slapped their hand over my mouth. "Ohmygod shut up." "Yeah. Do all our ears a favor."

I pulled away from Friendly's hand and looked behind us. "Jacky! We were just talking about you!" He walked between me and Friendly. "I could tell. If your curious, it's bigger than yours." Friendly busted out laughing as I blushed. "H-hey! How the hell would you know!" I could hear the smirk in Jack's voice, and I hated it. "I've had to take your clothes off after some fights." Friendly laughed harder and started coughing as I blushed redder and growled, crossing my arms.

Jack followed us into the room, but I was too embarrassed still to make any remark. Friendly seemed confident though. "So Jack," "I swear I will dissemble Jeff if you say anything." "Aww I just wanted to ask why you followed us into our room! I'm innocent!" "Jeff's your boyfriend. You're not." I shrugged as Friendly smirked at me. "He's got a point." Friendly rolled her eyes. "Calmed down now that Jack knocked you down a step?" I growled. "You're so screwed as soon as we're alone." "Who said I was leaving?" Me and Friendly turned to stare at Jack. "Don't get any weird ideas you perverts. I wanted to go hunting with you guys."