Dustberry: crush at first sight

Walk the talk

Dusts POV-
"Why exactly do we have to help you?" Horror asked. "Cuz I won't get anything done, and blue has his friends so I'm having mine." I stated. "Fair enough." He replied. "I'm booooored! Let's go look at knives!" Killer suggested. Well, not exactly suggested, but made clear that he wanted to look at knives. "If you help me I'll buy you a knife and get horror one too, since I can't afford an axe for him." I said. The two got excited, killer more than horror. "Ok where are we going first?" Horror asked. "A shop that sells tuxedos, where ever one is." I replied, searching for a shop that could sell one. "I think they might sell some there." Killer stated sarcastically, pointing at a building called "tuxedos r us". I swear, every shop here ends with "r us". Toys r us, babies r us, deaths r us, or just gets even stupider as the months go by. "I didn't reckon killer, but thank you." I said, walking into the store with them. One of the workers started to approach us. "Dusttt when will you buy us our knives?" Killer asked. The worker instantly turned away and went to another customer. "Good job kills, one less retard for us to deal with today." Horror thanked. I looked at all of the tuxedos. They all look the same. I grabbed the nearest one and made sure to see if it fit me, then bought it. "I don't understand why you need our help." Horror said. "Do you want those knives or not?" I asked rhetorically. "Ok we gotta go to outertale now and work out some junk there." I said. We teleported there and met up with outer. "Heya, What brings you here?" Outer asked. "We need to plan a wedding here, where would be a good spot?" I asked. "Hmmm...there should be a large enough rock floating around somewhere, got anyplace in mind?" He questioned. "Not really, just somewhere nice." He thought for a moment. "Alright, just around the corner is nice." He suggested. "Well we'll just go there then." I decided. I then left and went. "Hey, don't we need one of those priests that say the stupid crap to get married" I asked. "Yep." Horror answered. "Where do we get one from?" "I can be it, I will work for free charge, but I need an axe or something of the sort." Horror said. I sighed. "Alright, only coz you probably know what to do and all that. Now, who wants to go get knives?" I asked. Killer got excited. "Heck yeah! Knife knife knife knife!" He shouted, parading down the street. We soon brought the knives and left off home. "I don't think I've done so much in one day ever..." I sighed as I fell into the couch. "Same." Killer and horror replied simultaneously. We laid on the couch in silence. It was actually kind of peaceful in this house for once. Nightmare then entered the room. "What's this? The three retards not being retards for once? This is a dream come true!" He said sarcastically. I replied by pulling the finger at him. "Ouch! That was harsh lover boy." He mocked. I just groaned. "At least you're not the one who had to go around and get stuff ready for a wedding all day." "Which is exactly why I love no one." He claimed. "Try telling that to ccino." I joked. He exited the room annoyed at what I said, muttering something under his breath. Without a word, I left killer and horror and went to my room, face planting onto my bed. I then slept cause I was tired and had nothing better to do, you know, the usual reason people sleep. SlEePiNg NoiSeS- jk jk I dunno what else to say I meant to be sleeping author you can't leave it on such boring.
Author- I KNOW BUT I HAVE TO THE WEDDING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS!
Dust- Fine, leave it like this then.

AND I RAN OUR OF IDEAS HOW TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER SO YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT. Also the wedding is next chapter! Screeeee! Have fun waiting! Also don't mind the video I attached, I just love it so much