Mr. Horny B*stard (Jungkook x Reader)

PROLOUGE

"You're Fired!", Jungkook shouted at his latest secretary.
"But-"
"I said YOU'RE FIRED. GET OUT!!!", his voice rumbled through the building.

The girl quickly got up and put back her clothes on, her hair was messy and she reeked of sex. She was clearly another one of Jungkook's playthings. The girl quickly limped out of the room and weakly closed the door as Jungkook sat on his chair, his hair still looked perfect after his 'workout', his dress shirt a bit crinkled and his pants still discarded on the floor.

Jungkook unlocked his phone and speed dialled his best friend.
"What's up Kookie", Jimin's jolly voice sounded.
"I need a new secretary", Jungkook rubbed the temples of his head.
"Another one. C'mon Kook this is the seventh one this week, THIS WEEK!", Jimin cutely whined.
"I'm sorry Minnie".
"You say that every time, I'm getting sick of you unable to keep your dick in your pants".
"How can I make it up to you", Jungkook responds.
"Siri pick a number between 1 and 12", Jimin asks.
"The answer is 7", a robotic voice replies
"You can't have sex for 7 months", Jimin answers Jungkook's question.
"Wait you gotta be kidding me right".
"No I'm not. It's unhealthy for you to keep fucking random people left and right, I still can't believe you haven't gotten clamidyia or HIV yet, or even gotten someone pregnant. I care about you Kook and it's gonna be sad when you find someone you actually like but they can't trust you because of your past records. Now I'm going to find you a secretary who can actually do the job and I'll get back to you then", Jimin says.
"Hey Jimin".
"Yea?".
"Thank you for being such a good friend", Jungkook says sincerely.
"Anytime", Jungkook could picture Jimin smiling through the phone.

『✄- - -☞ Meanwhile ☜- - -✄』

Y/N was lying on her stomach scrolling through a bunch of jobs on her laptop, she had recently just finished university and wanted to immediately get some money in her bank account. Y/N flopped on her back sighing as she couldn't find a job that peaked her interest, she wanted a job with good pay and hours. She closed her eyes and decided to take a power nap before going back to aimlessly scrolling through flashy advertisements, she got under her covers and  hugged a pillow near by her. When she was just about to go to dreamland, her phone started manically vibrating against the surface of her beside table. Y/N groaned as she reached for her phone.

"Who is it", Y/N grumbled.
"Sorry for waking you up, it's me Jimin", Y/N recognised the voice of her good friend.
"What's up", Y/N asked in a more I-won't-rip-your-face-off tone.
"I heard your looking for a job, and my boss just fired his secretary. Thoughts".
"How much is the pay"
"The salary in here is around 70k but with time Jungkook usually rises it up", Jimin responds.
"How about the hours".
"Get here and go home at 7 or 8 but I'm not sure about secretaries. They probably have it different".
"I'll... i"ll take it", Y/N answers
"Awesome, I'll pick you up at 6:30 Monday".
"See you then. Bye Minnie".
"Bye N/N", the call ends.
"Guess I have to set up 20 alarms now", Y/N opens the clock app on her phone.

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A/N: Issa me Mario! I'm back with another ff which tells you I'm slightly insane and have no life but I hope you enjoy the disaster I created, this is an officeau or a CEOxSecretary au with some Sope on the side.

Honestly, it's just another one of my bland ffs but I think it picks up at the end, I feel like you guys like the drama and the heartbreak but I'm a soft boi and don't like the drama because it changes my mood throughout the day and I become an emo.

Also I had a lot of comment on my other ff (it's called Room 530, go check it out) that basically summarise saying things are a bit rushed, I only type 30 chapter ffs because I think it's a good amount and it's when I eventually burn out with ideas, I can't express that much emotions through words therefore is the reason why things are a bit rushed but if you guys think it's rushed and don't like it, tell me and I'll try to improve.

Other than wasting your time, vote, comment, share or do whatever you like.
P.S my name isn't Mario

Bye bye