Mr. Horny B*stard (Jungkook x Reader)

CHAPTER 2: THE DUMB BUT ROMANTIC CLICHE

『✄- - -☞ Jungkook's POV ☜- - -✄』

"Am I manly enough now", I wrap my arms around Y/N's waist, flexing a bit.
"Dude my dick can flex harder than that", she pushes my arms off of her
"Email me when you actually have work for me, I'm not coming here unless I actually have to", she says before exiting out of the room.

I watch as the door slowly closes thinking about what happened, I was astonished by Y/N's attitude as no one's ever done that before. No one ever pushes Jeon Jungkook away, everyone except for Y/N. She was clearly different, everyone coming in here wears a skimpy outfit, trying to make their breasts look bigger when in reality they look like they have constipation but Y/N was effortless. She impressed me by being herself.

I lean back into my chair and close my eyes, trying to imagine her. Y/N would be sitting at her desk doing her work, the light perfectly highlighting her beauty, I'd watch her pick up the phone as she'd talk in a professional manor, it was kind of hot. That's when my eyes shot open.

"That was the first time I didn't imagine fucking someone".

I wanted to hug and cuddle Y/N, nothing sexual. I wanted her by my side or in my arms because she was precious, i wanted to spoil her, take her on dates or just see her smiles because that's all that mattered, Y/N's happiness. I wanted to- wait what am I thinking, she's just like her. She's just like Jennie (A/N: not hating on Jennie or anything, this is only for drama purposes only)

Y/N is a gold digging, cheating and manipulative bitch (A/N: you guys are fking beautiful, it's indescribable. Sorry for putting this in, also for drama purposes). I didn't need someone who was gonna whore up to some ass when I wasn't looking then come crawling back saying it was a mistake and that she loves me, I didn't need someone using my status to their advantage and stealing money from my bank account, I didn't need some back stabbing hoe who can't be trustworthy. But I was sucker for Y/N, she was different... right?

I took my mind off of it and continued with my work, I skimmed through my emails reading my employees picks and favourites and the public too. I found that asking the public for feedback and their opinion is very helpful towards making your courier more successful plus easy... even though some of the comments can be a bit promiscuous.

I sighed and rolled my head back, I might a young and successful CEO but my biggest problem was keeping interested. I was an only child and I barely had any friends to socialise with, I was always bored and was distracted by the smallest things. I'm the type of person who listens to music while they work but instead dances and sings to it for two hours then realise I've done nothing. But after 5 years of business, sometimes you just need a break.

I look at the time and sighed seeing that it was only 10:30am, this was usually the time I would ask my secretary to get my coffee, so that's what I did. Email Y/N.

To: L/N Y/N
Subject: Coffee

Can you get me some coffee, I like my lattes with some cream and sugar. You should probably remember this.

CEO Jeon Jungkook
Jeon Entertainment

Sent!

I lightly tap on my keyboard hearing the clock in the background ticking, then my computer sounded off getting a reply from Y/N.

To: Re: Jeon Jungkook
Subject: Coffee

You have two legs, use them to get your own coffee from the coffee machine on the same floor as us. You should probably remember this.

Secretary L/N Y/N
Jeon Entertainment

I chuckled at Y/N's response, her snappy attitude was pleasing, i knew she was a softie on the inside. I got out of my chair and headed outside my office, I'm only getting coffee to see Y/N. I slowly peaked at her in her office, she was already working hard, her fingers were manically bashing the keys of her keyboard. I giggled at her focused face but as if she had heard me, she flipped me off while still looking at her screen. These rooms were soundproof.

I quickly dashed to the coffee machine and got myself some caffeine, I poured in some cream and added two teaspoons of white sugar, I slowly walked back to my office trying to catch a glimpse of Y/N. Seeing her not there made me confused, I look around her room and saw nothing.

"BOO!", I scream as Y/N pops out behind me.
"Am I manly enough", Y/N mocks my girly scream.
"I'll get you back", I glare playfully.
"Try me. I watch The Conjuring on repeat for fun but anyways Jimin said you needed the statistics for this week", Y/N passed me a small stack of papers.
"How did you do this so fast", I skim through the papers seeing above satisfactory work.
"I have a bacherlor's degree for business management and the only thing I could use was Excel, super annoying but super useful", Y/N shrugs.
"Anything else you want me to do", Y/N asks.
"Ummm just look through a few emails for me and take some notes down".
"I'm on it".

I watch Y/N return back to her chair as she rolls her neck, she stretches her arms and fingers then goes back to manically typing on the keyboard. She must be an annoying person to sit next to if you were in a lecture but at least she gets the job done, all the people I've fired couldn't even do it in a month, barely even surviving a day but Y/N just comes in and does it in a second.

"She must be different", I thought.
"What am I talking about, she's just like her", I slap my cheeks.

『✄- - -☞ ⋅⋅⋅⌨⋅⋅⋅ ☜- - -✄』
A/N: if you've notice, I reference a lot of cliches because they're dumb and stupid but they're entertaining and romantic to watch. Except, this one cliche that I don't like in anime.

"There that girl who is always like there for the main protagonist, she's always there, always willing to help out and she's had this crush for the longest time and she's perfect. Then this tsundere girl, this tsundere bi-atch is nothing but abusive to the protagonist and he somehow always ends up choosing her which makes no sense to me because all the stars align towards the protagonist choosing the shy, quiet girl who got a lot of character development-" - LilyPichu.