Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 2 ✔️

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Demus

- They are totally that couple that would find the worst reviewed movies playing and go just to talk shit

- Like they went to Slenderman and ended up getting kicked out of the theatre because Remus kept throwing popcorn at the screen

- Dinner is always a fun challenge because Deceit is a snob who only eats well made, overpriced food and Remus once tried to buy alligator meat just for shits and giggles

- Remus' art is usually gory, childish scribbles but once he drew a portrait of Deceit so lovingly and painstakingly detailed that Deceit keeps it framed in his room

- Also at this point Remus' stuff is all over Deceit's room it's horrendous Deceit is always threatening to chuck everything in the garbage but they both know he never will

- Deceit is cold blooded so he's always freezing but Remus is somehow always running a degree too high Deceit loves cuddling more then anything else

- They have a game where they answer each other's phond calls in increasingly ridiculous ways

- The winner is currently Deceit who once said "Macy's Cannibal House, where it's always a pleasure to serve you, how can I help you?" and Remus almost had an asthma attack he was laughing so hard

- Deceit is a morning person who will be up at 7 am in a towel painting his nails but Remus is a night owl who will sometimes go to sleep just when Deceit is waking up

- They both bond over coffee being the best creation to ever exist and will become the most in love and affectionate after the other buys them Starbucks

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Deceit: *stares at Patton and the others as he stands with Remus*

Deceit: *cracks his knuckles*

Deceit: Ow.

Remus: Don't worry babe, I got this.

Remus: *now wielding a bat as he storms towards Patton*

Remus: Gimmie all your fingers!!