Virgil: Bad news-Roman locked the keys in the building.
Virgil: Good news-We didn't have to wait for a locksmith!
Virgil: Bad news- Roman finds it very disturbing that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to tell him I learned because I figured that was the kind of skill to pick up cute boys.
Virgil: Good news-A cute boy saw me do it!
Virgil: Bad news-It was Logan, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what i do. It's too late. He knows.
Patton: *concerned dad noises*
YOU ARE READING
Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 2 ✔️
RandomSome more. I ran out of room on my first one. Fan art. Comics. Incorrect Quotes. Stuff.
