One of the Misfits

Chapter Twelve ~

*Disclaimer; I do not own Misfits.*

Rosetta Bernett

"We never did find out who was putting those notes in our lockers," Kelly said to the five of us scraping old notice's and posters off of the news borad outside the community centre.

"What did I say? I said they had nothing. They were just pissing in the wind." Nathan spoke with a wide grin on his face.

"You don't know what they got on us," Curtis said to Nathan, pausing his actions to give Nathan a worried look.

"Maybe they're watching us right now," Simon interjected.

"I doubt that, I honestly do." I replied. "I think I would be able to sense it somehow."

Nathan snorted. "Don't talk shit, you little bullshit of a liar. There is no way that you have some spider-woman spidey 'senses'. Anyway, this shit is old news. We have out-foxed the fox. Which makes us very bloody foxy," he said with a wink and a smirk. I punched him in the arm for good measure.

"Ow," he hissed through his teeth.

"Twat" I responded instantly.

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 The next day we were told by Sally to wash all of the windows of the community centre. At first I was so not pleased about that because I was done washing other people's shit, and I may have thrown a little tantrum until Kelly slapped me in the face telling me to snap out of it. I honestly didn't know what came over me.

Nathan was back on the subject of super powers, wondering what type of power he could have. I thought that he would've experienced something that may have been some sort of sign, but so far... zilch. Ever since I got my 'nature' power, my two room flat at home had been practically covered in vines and plants. It didn't bother me nor Nessie, it was actually quite beautiful.

"What if I can talk to animals?" Nathan said reaching upwards to clean the top of his glass window outside of the building.

Kelly snorted. "Now why would you even think that?"

"I saw this basset hound eating kabab off the pavement, and I was like 'you dirty bastard' and this basset hound gave me a right funny look."

"It's because he probably thought you were a twat," I commented, wiping the last drop of water off of the window I was cleaning.

"Nope," he disagreed, "it wasn't that kind of look. It was more like 'are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?'" Nathan repeated baring his teeth like a dog.

 I stared at him for a moment with an incredulous look stuck on my face. Shaking my head in disbelief I put my window cleaning stick back into the bucket of soapy water, ready to head back inside to do the inside of the windows. Before I could take a step towards the door, Nathan stood in front of me blocking the way.

"See," he said pointing his finger at something through the window. I turned my head to see what he was looking at. "Babies. That's why I always use a condom and if the girl looks dirty, I use two." He said wiggling his two fingers at me. "Belt and braces," he nudged me and Kelly.

"How do you even get laid?" I asked more to myself than him.

Nathan scoffed placing his hand on his head strucking some sort of pose that he probably thought was sexy. "Haven't you been paying attention? I'm fucking gorgeous."

"More like fucking ugly," I told him picking up my cleaning bucket and stepping around him. I opened the door and walked inside, placing the bucket on the ground and started making faces at Nathan while he and the other two finished cleaning their own windows. Curtis and Alisha were most likely in the storage watching each other wank off. I glanced at Simon a couple of times, noticing he had been staring at the same spot for a couple of minutes. I followed his gaze and I was surprised that it led to Sally, our probation worker.

The eyebrows on my face furrowed deeply. Don't tell me that they had something going on between them? My eyes flickered back and forth trying to make sense of it all. I was broken out of my thoughts when Nathan gave me a punch on the shoulder.

I retaliated by kicking him in the shin. "You should know not to touch me, you stupid fool." Nathan groaned in response to my kick.

Kelly gave me a grin. "I love watching you beat him up."

I winked at her and turned to face all three of them, including Simon. "I was wondering if you'd like to go out for a drink tonight? Just us four?" I asked crossing my arms over my chest. Kelly pouted.

"I'm busy tonight. Sorry babe." I nodded and looked at Nathan. A smirk made its way onto his lips as he sashayed over to me and swung an arm over my shoulder. "If you just wanted a shag, all you had to do was ask, love." Nathan winked. I pushed his arm off me.

"I'll take that as a yes." I finally turned to Simon. "Bellamy, you in?"

Simon's adams apple bobbed nervously as he swallowed heavily, with his eyes cast to the floor. His baby blue orbs flickered up to meet my own brown ones quickly, before returning to look at the tiled floor. "I think I'm just going to go home," he said quietly.

Surprise flashed in my eyes. If this was any other day, Simon would be jumping at the chance to hang out with any of us. "What makes you think you're too good to hang out with us, you little freak?" Nathan questioned squinting his at Simon.

Simon opened his mouth to answer before I cut him off. "Don't be rude, Nathan. Simon doesn't have to join us." I gave Simon a half-hearted smile and turned to my bucket, picking up the soaked cloth and slapping it onto the window.

We were working quietly for a good 5 solid minutes before the door opened and a girl with short black hair just halfway to her shoulder strided in holding a grey jumper in her hands. Nathan looked her up and down an gave her a loud wolf whistle.

"Pig," I muttered to myself. The girl ignored Nathan as she walked past us all, scanning the room for somebody.

"Now she's a fit one," Nathan whispered to me adding a wink.

"Do you think about anything else other than girls and looking beautiful?" I asked him incredulously.

He pretended to think about it. "Nope, not really."

The girl with the short black hair strided over to the four of us. "Hey, you seen Curtis?" She asked.

I cocked my head. "Who are you?"

"I'm his girlfriend." She stated. Shock flashed across my face and my jaw dropped. Curtis was cheating on Alisha? Or was he cheating on this girl? He was in deep shit for sure. "Do you know where he is?"

"H-H-He's been arrested," Nathan stuttered.

"What for?" She asked confused.

"For - exposing himself."

"What?!" I wanted to laugh, but then I was pissed off as well. I couldn't believe we had to cover for him

"Yeah, flashing."

"At some scouts." Simon added, nodding along.

"Wee little girls," I cut in, putting an arm around Nathan, trying to look sorrowful.

"Try tying a knot in that," Nathan finished. "Or maybe you have."

"Very funny," she responded sarcastically. "Well, when you see him tell him to call Sam."

Sam walked out the door, and I laughed as Nathan sprayed his cleaning bottle at her retreating figure. "She seems nice," he giggled.

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Mmkay so I'm sort of hating this chapter. I don't feel this story anymore... it sucks. This story will be finished before the 15th of December, and I've entered it into the Wattys. Please vote and comment and all that. Updates for this book will be more frequent.

~ SaskiaRose xox