Sanscest Stories/Oneshots

Sugar: A HorrorLust Special

This is in honor of National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day yesterday. Sry I couldn't post this yesterday but whatever.

"Momomomomomomomomomomom. Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadad." Desire shouted as he ran around his house searching for his parents.

"What." Horror lazily responded. He and Lust were laying on the couch. Both of them were exhausted because of... reasons. Desire slid across the floor and crashed into the wall. "Ouch." He mumbled.

He quickly rose to his feet and said excitedly,"Well I was texting Sprinkle and he told me it was National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day today and said that his family made cookies for every meal and I was like that's cool I'm gonna tell my parents." He rambled.

Lust leaned on Horror's shoulder,"So you want to make cookies?" Desire jumped up and down,"Yes!" Lust looked at Horror,"I'll do it if you carry me everywhere cause I can't walk."

Horror playfully glared at Lust,"Why do I have to carry you? Can't you suck it up and walk?" Lust sighed,"It's your fault I can't walk." "That was like 10 hours ago. You shouldn't be as sore now." "I know but I want you to carry me."

Horror chuckled and picked up Lust, "Cookies it is!" Desire yelled happily, "Yay!!!!!" and scrambled to the kitchen. Horror followed him.

"He's so unusual for a kid like him. No one else has a family like this. I mean, he's the kid of two gays. One is a cannibal/murderer and the other a dirty-minded flirt." Lust said as Horror carried him into the kitchen. "Such an odd family." Horror agreed. "It's perfect." They both said.

Desire was already pulling out ingredients, some were already stacked onto the counter. Horror set Lust down next to ingredients on the counter and opened the bag of chocolate chips.

"Dad! You're not supposed to eat the chocolate chips! They're for the cookies!" Desire scolded as he swiped the bag away from his dad. Horror shrugged, his mouth full of chocolate,"You didn't tell me that."

Lust laughed,"Oh well. I guess Horror's cookies won't have chocolate chips." "Not fair!" Horror yelled jokingly. Desire giggled, he liked when his parents playfully argued like this. He thought it was funny.

Desire looked at the recipe he got from Pinterest and realized he had forgotten to get the sugar. He scanned the pantry and found it on the bottom shelf. Desire glanced back at his parents, who were still arguing about whether or not Horror should get chocolate chips in his cookies, and reached for the sugar.

Desire tried to pull the sugar out of the pantry but struggled a bit. He hadn't realized how heavy it was. He eventually pulled it of the shelf and flopped on the floor next to it.

"Wow you made it so far." Horror observed. Lust giggled,"Desire, sweetie, I don't think you can carry that." Desire stood back up,"No I can!"

Horror leaned against the counter,"Prove it." "Horror! That's gonna make him want to-" "I'll find a way, dad. You owe me twenty bucks if I do it." "Deal." "No bets you two! I swear-"

Horror kissed Lust, preventing Lust from stopping their bet. Desire squealed. He loved when he saw his parents kiss. He thought it was cute.

Lust pushed Horror away and blushed slightly,"I guess that's one way to shut me up. What's the first step, Desire?" Desire peered at the list,"Mix dry ingredients and wet ingredients in separate bowls and then mix them together."

Horror rolled his eyes and snatched the paper from Desire,"Recipes are for wimps. And we aren't wimps. We are gay skeletons!" Lust tossed Horror some eggs,"Are you sure? I don't think Desire has figured out his sexuality yet... Have you?"