Sanscest Stories/Oneshots

Crappost #2

Lol I don't even remember writing these I was going through my drafts and I found this so um here.

The Bad Sanses were all chilling in the living room, all of them absentmindedly scrolling through their phones, sending the occasional meme to one another.

Nightmare walks into the room, noticeably much shorter than before. Killer blinked, unsure of what happened to his usually very tall boss.

Cross, however, seemed to know exactly what was happening. Without even looking up from his phone, Cross said, "Where's your high heels, babe?"

That caught everyone off guard.

Nightmare plopped angrily next to Cross, "My favorite pair's heels snapped off during battle."

Cross pat Nightmare's head,"There, there."

Nightmare crossed his arms and sulked quietly to himself over the loss of his heels while his friends sat, baffled at the fact the King Of Darkness wore high heels.

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"Slut."

"Whore."

"Hoe."

"Thot."

"Bastard."

"Bitch."

"Prostitute."

"Fuck boy."

"Hot Cheeto girl."

"Slut."

"I already said that idiot." Dream glared playfully at Killer,"So what if you said it? I haven't said it to you."

Killer huffed,"That doesn't count. So you lost, meaning I get the last waffle."

"Give me that waffle or I'll stab you with it." Dream threatened.

Killer picked up the waffle and made direct eye contact with Dream as he bit into it.

Dream scowled and hopped onto Killer's back, trying to get the waffle. Killer stumbled backwards and let out a muffled shriek and tumbled backwards.

Dream fell off of Killer and landed on the floor with an oof.

"SHUT UP YOU TWO ITS THREE IN THE MORNING!" Nightmare's angry voice shouted from across the house.

Killer and Dream ignored the angry octopus and continued to attack each other for the waffle.

Finally, Dream managed to grab it when they both heard a ding. Killer hesitantly stood up and looked at what made the ding and laughed uncomfortably.

"There's another waffle in the waffle maker."

•••

Horror and Lust walked hand in hand back from their date at the movies. As they were walking, they passed by a bar where many people were drunk and were shouting at the people passing by.

"Hey slut! Come and join us~" One yelled to Lust. Horror was about to go and punch the guy, but Lust told Horror to stay as he walked over to the guy.

Before Horror knew what was happening, Lust had snapped the guy's neck. Lust quickly walked back to Horror and grabbed his hand again, pulling him along so they wouldn't get caught by anyone.

"Did you just-" Horror began. Lust grinned and nodded,"Slut means The End in Swedish. So I ended him."

"Gosh I love you~"

"I know, I know~"

•••

Dust opens the front door of his and Blue's shared house and hid the object in his hand behind his back.

Blue noticed and narrowed his eyes, asking,"What's in you hand."

Dust paused before saying,"A knife?"

Blue sighed, annoyed,"When I ask you a question, I would like an answer, not a vine quote."

Dust glanced at the blood covered knife in his hand,"Oh my bad, it's just my phone."

Blue studied Dust before nodding suspiciously,"Okay...okay."

Dust walked upstairs and hid the knife.

"Whenever I tell the truth he doesn't believe me." Dust muttered angrily to himself,"And whenever I lie he doesn't believe me. Am I just that untrustworthy?"

But downstairs, Blue laughed to himself. He loved messing with Dust's head. Of course he knew Dust had a knife in his hand, and of course he knew he couldn't have had his phone behind his back because Blue could see it on the charger.

Dust was just so gullible and easy to mess with. Blue decided to mess with his boyfriend's brain even more and pulled out a knife identical to the one Dust tried to hide behind his back.

Blue scribbled a note: Found this knife... next time clean it yourself luv u <3

He grinned as he walked upstairs,"Dust? I'm going out for some groceries, I'll be back in a few."

"Okay, love you!" Dust called back. Blue walked outside of the house and sat by the door until he heard Dust come downstairs, then he teleported upstairs and looked under Dust's pillow.

Dust always hid his knives beneath his pillow, so it was easy to find. Blue slipped the knife into one of his rain boots to hide it and teleported back outside and open the door.

"I forgot my wallet." Blue said to Dust, who was reading the note Blue left him.

Dust nervously asked,"Blue? How did you get this knife? I was upstairs with it the whole time."

Blue shrugged,"I don't know what you're talking about."

•••

"What do you do if someone tells you to leave them alone?"

"You kill everyone they care about so they'll really be alone."

"Ink no-"

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I thought this was crap except for the last one lmao. Hope y'all enjoyed this and anyways, PEACE OUT!!!!