Sanscest Stories/Oneshots

Sincerely Me

If y'all have no idea what Dear Evan Hansen is about, this might be slightly confusing.

"So why'd ya need my help again?" Horror asked as he followed Dust to the school's library, school had ended and Horror had wanted to go home, but Dust dragged him there saying it was important.

Dust laughed nervously,"Long story short I need to write some fake emails pretending that Killer, the one emo, depressed kid who killed himself, and I were best friends. I'm supposed to give the emails to his parents."

Horror stared at him,"I'm not even going to question it. Why do you need me though?"

"Because you're good at forging things!"

Horror rolled his eyes and Horror pulled out his laptop,"Fine, fine. Let's get started."

"I'll tell you what to type." Dust said.

Horror nodded,"Sure."

"We'll pretended that we're Killer for this email ."

Dust said as he began to speak, Horror typed what he said, at least, at first.

Dear Dust,
We've been way too out of touch,
things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night, I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight-

Dust looked over at the laptop and punched Horror's arm,"Why would you write that?!?!"

Horror chuckled,"I'm just trying to tell the truth." Dust rolled his eyes and deleted the sentence, dragging the laptop over to face him,"This needs to be perfect these emails have to prove that we were actually friends, just-I'll do it."

I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard.

Horror peered over Dust's shoulder, "Hard?" He questioned. Dust erased the word and put:

Has been bad.

"Bad?" Horror questioned again. Dust, now getting slightly pissed, erased that word and replaced it again.

Has been rough.

Horror grinned and stuck his tongue out slightly,"Kinky!"

He got punched again.

And I miss talking about life and other stuff.

"Very specific." Horror commented. Dust glared at him,"Shut up!"

I like my parents.

"Who says that?"

I love my parents, but each day's another fight. If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright.

Horror blinked,"Smoking drugs?" Dust groaned and pushed the laptop back towards him,"Just fix it!"

If I stop smoking crack.

"Crack?!" Dust exclaimed, quickly hitting the backspace and typing something else instead.

If I stop smoking pot, then everything might be alright. I'll take your advice, I'll try to be more nice. I'll turn it around, wait and see.

Horror pulled out his phone and began to text his boyfriend before Dust smacked his phone away.

Sincerely, Me

Horror snatched his phone back,"Are we done yet?" Dust nervously opened another blank email,"Well I can't just give them one email I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?"

Horror snorted,"Oh my gosh." Dust thought about the next email before beginning to type.

Dear Killer,
Yes, I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.

Horror pulled out a bag of chips as he read what Dust was typing,"No."

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees!

Horror deleted the pictures of trees Dust was beginning to upload,"No."

You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise.

"Absolutely not!" Horror took the laptop away before Dust could talk about trees more.

Dude, I'm proud of you. Just keep pushing through.You're turning around. I can see, just wait and see!

Horror reopened the other email and typed,"My sister's hot." "What the hell!" Dust shouted, deleting that.

Horror shrugged,"My bad."

They were there for another hour, typing and revising all sorts of emails.

Dear Dust,
Thanks for every note you send.

Dear Killer,
I'm just glad to be your friend.
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

"But not because we're gay." Dust muttered as he added that sentence onto one of the emails,"No, not because we're gay."

We're close, but not that way. The only man that I love is my dad.

Horror stared at the last part before shaking his head and started typing again.

Well anyway! You're getting better every day!

"Last email I swear." Dust said, glancing at Horror. "My boyfriend isn't that pissed that I haven't responded to his text, I think we're fine." Horror replied.

Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me

Sooo I was bored, and I looove Dear Evan Hansen(I get to go see it :3) and um this is what I came up with(JenJenaComyt this is wut I wus typing when we were calling) uh hope y'all enjoyed this and anyways, PEACE OUT !!!!!!!!