(Naruto)
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"Oh my kami! Where is that late son of a- urggggg." I growl as I pace around our shared studio apartment. I kicked around his dirty clothes. "Can't even clean up unless I'm here." I bark, I fold my arms and furrow my brows. "And the one thing I asked him to do while I was gone still isn't done." As I look over at the dish filled sink.
I've been home for the past two hours after a five day mission and he can't even bother so greet me the day I get back. I pull up my sleeve and look at my watch.
"20:39!? That's it I'm going to find him." I grumble and storm out of our apartment. I ran done the stairs of our complex and looked around the main lobby.
I quickly speed walk out of the curtain doors. I was met with a street filled with people, surely going back home as it was almost dark.
"Seriously I swear to god if he's cheating on me, he won't have a dick!" I yelled, women down the street looked at me and one yelled.
"YOU GO GIRL!" They laughed. I giggled a little but went back on my search. I pass by a little ramen shop that was down the road.
"Hm this place looks cute." I mumbled and headed down more the road before I heard a familiar chuckle. My eyebrow twitched in anger. I clench my fist and stormed into the Ramen shop to see the one and only Copy Cat ninja with his back facing me.
"Hatake Kakashi." I growl, and from what I could see he froze in place, he slowly turned his head to see me with my eyes closed, a closed smile, brows furrowed, and my arms crossed.
"Do you have any idea what time it is?" I growl, I open my eyes to see him sweating and the three kids next to him confused and a little bit scared."Why hello (y/n), d-didnt see you there." He gave me his infamous closed eyed smile. "Well if you excuse me I have to go." He mumbled and tried to run away. I caught him by the ear and pulled one it.
"KAKASHI HATAKE I SWEAR TO THE MOTHER FUCKING GODS! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR-"
"Ahem." Someone cleared there throat behind me.
"What!?" I turn around, with kakashi's ear still in my hand, to see the three children again. My eyes widen and pull kakashi down to my height.
"Why didnt you stop me!?" I whispered yelled in his ear.
"Hehe- I thought you knew." He nervously chuckled and raised his hands up flat like to his shoulders. I nodded and let go of his ear. He quickly went to stand up but smack the back of his head before he could.
"Stupid motherfuc-" I mumbled before I cut myself off. "Well I'm sorry you guys had to hear that. " I sucked on my cheek making a clicking sound. "And please don't tell Hokage or I'm gonna get suspended from missions again..."
"Um- Kakashi-sensei? Who is she?" The pink hair girl questioned with a confused kind of face.
"Ah you see-" I quickly cut him off.
"I don't want to hear you talk right now Kakashi, now go home and do the dishes right now since I asked you five days ago to do them!" I growl, he only sighed and walked off. "Anyway sweetheart I'm his girlfriend." I smiled at them nicely.
"You acted more like his mother-" the yellow hair kid mumbled.
"Want to run that by me again?" My eyebrow twitched. He quickly turned back around a ate his ramen. "That's what I thought. What a mintue! Oh your Kakashi's team, he talks alot about you guys." I smiled and the mood of of uncomfortable seemed to float away.
The Uchiha kid looked me up and down.
"What does he say?" I smirked at his question.
"Babe wait no-" kakashi appeared out of nowhere. I quickly punched him in the face, sending him flying into the ground.
"I TOLD YOU TO GO DO THE DISHES!" I yelled at him. I let out a angry sigh then smile at the kids. "Mind if I sit next to you Sakura?" I questioned.
"How did you know my name?" I smile at her again.
"Like I said Kakashi talks a lot about you three, he even showed me the picture of you four. Quite cute actually. He actually talks about how much you guy-"
(<■BONUS ENDING■>)
"Babe are you still mad at me." Kakashi asked as he was taking off his mask and shirt. I layed on the opposite side of the bed with my back facing him.
I didnt answer.
"Fine." He sighed sadly. He got in bed and wrapped is arms around my waist pulling towards him.
"What do you thing your doing?" I growl.
"Trying to sleep what does it look like?" He questioned with a sleepy voice.
But I just had a feeling he was smirking...
(He was.)
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