I've been living alone in my house for a long time. I don't have any family to go to and I just don't make good first impressions, so I don't have any good friends. I only talk to people because of work, and I work from home. I'm practically allergic to the sun. Huh, maybe I'm a vampire.
This morning, I decide I need to get some fresh air. I walk outside and feel the fresh air fill up my lungs and the wind in my hair. I then feel something hit the back of my head and I pass out. So much for getting fresh air for once in my life.
I wake up in an unfamiliar setting. I see a weird skeleton doing something. I cough to get his attention. He looks over.
(Sorry guys, too lazy to do the whole wEIrd eRRoR thing so his talking will look normal)
"Oh, you're awake." I look around. "Yeah, where am I? And who are you?" He walks over. "I'm Error Sans, but you can call me Error. This is the Anti-Void."
I raise an eyebrow. "Why'd ya kidnap me?" I ask, not expecting a real answer. "Oh, it was getting kind of lonely here and you seemed to live a lonely life, so I kidnapped you. Do you mind?"
Surprised by his response, I answer "Actually, not really. Suppose a little bit of social interaction couldn't hurt." He grins upon hearing this. "So you don't mind staying?" He asks hopefully. I shrug. "Nah."
Error then, over the course of a few years, shows me all about different AUs and other versions of himself. He taught me how to use magic and how to go to other universes. He's actually really cool when you get to know him!
We've become best friends, and I get along with all the other Sanses as well. I, as much as I try to deny it, have developed a crush on the glitchy skeleton. He's funny, nice, careful, and adorable. Who wouldn't fall for him?
I get in a portal of my own and go to visit Blueberry. "OH! HELLO, HUMAN!" I smile. "Hey, Blue."
He runs over to me with a plate of tacos. "PAPYRUS SAYS THEY TASTE BETTER THAN USUAL!" I reluctantly taste one after learning that he's not a master chef the hard way. It's actually not half bad, and I shoot him a thumbs up. "Nice job, Blue!"
We go to his neat room. "SO, HUMAN, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?" I sigh. "Well...I think I might have a crush on Error. Do you think you could figure out how he feels about me?"
Blueberry's eye lights turn into stars. "REALLY? YOU DO?" I blush and nod. "AS I SUSPECTED! THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS NEVER WRONG!" I giggle. "So, can you figure out how he feels?"
He's already one step ahead of me. "HELLO, ERROR! CAN YOU COME OVER TO MY ROOM? NOW, PLEASE! SEE YOU!" He hangs up and gestures for me to get in the closet.
I hear Error enter. "What?" He asks. Blueberry motions for him to sit down. It's kinda hard to see only through this crack in the closet. "I WAS WONDERING...DO YOU LIKE Y/N?"
Error's face flushes yellow. He crosses his arms and makes a tsundere face. "N-no! Why would you ask me that?" Blueberry grins evilly. "I see the way you look at them, Error," he hisses. I'm surprised by this sudden change of attitude in Blue. Error seems surprised too.
He pulls an angry expression. "N-no! I don't like them!" Blue says "Come on Error, you know you do. I say your notebook~" Blueberry holds up a notebook. Error's eyes widen and he snatches it back. "THAT WAS PRIVATE!" He yells, his face like a lemon.
Blueberry wiggles his bone brows. "ADMIT IT, ERROR," he says, his voice returning to usual volume. Error sighs. "Fine! I love Y/N!" Blue raises a bone brow. "Are you lying?" He asks.
Error groans. "No, I'm not lying! And you better not be recording this and show it to them! They'll think I'm a pathetic joke! No way they'll ever like someone like me!" Error summons a portal. "Don't you DARE tell anyone about this," he hisses before entering the portal.
I walk out of the closet, my face red. Blueberry poses heroically. "MWEH HEH HEH! NOW YOU TWO CAN BE TOGETHER AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES AND I CAN BE THEIR GODFATHER AND WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY!" I laugh and give Blueberry a hug. "Thank you so much, Blue."
Then I summon a portal. "See you later!" I say happily. I then enter the portal and go back to the Anti-Void.
Error is sitting all alone, his face still faintly yellow. I sneak up behind him and poke his shoulder. He flinches and turns around, but relaxes when he sees me, although his face turns noticeably more yellow. "Hey, Y/N."
I smile and sit next to him. "Hi, Error. I h-have a question." It's still kind of hard to admit, even if I know he likes me back. "Yeah?" He asks. I sigh and clench my fists.
"WILLYOUGOOUTWITHME!?" I yell a a bit too aggressively. His face turns yellow, but he soon starts laughing. I frown. "Is that a no?" I ask. He wipes a tear from his eye. "N-no, it's just the way you asked! And I never thought that you'd be asking me!"
I sigh and lay my head on his shoulder. "Why wouldn't I ask you?" He sighs. "You're an angel, and I'm... I'm nobody. I actually always thought you liked Blue." I giggle. "Really? I mean, he's nice and cute and all, but I LIKE LIKE you."
Error blushes even more and he slowly wraps his arm around my shoulders. We sit in silence for a few seconds until I giggle "I'm glad you kidnapped me all that time ago, Error."
He strokes my hair. "Me too, Y/N, me too."
Sorry if I used she for any pronouns instead of them! I'm not that used to using they, so if you do see any, please comment and I'll try to get to it!
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