This is humantale. You in your monster form will be like human tale Frisk and Chara, except with your outfit, face and hair.
I feel someone's hands pick me up. "Alright, kiddo, we gotta get home." I whine as I turn around to see Sans. "That's enough...training for today," he says while glaring at Chara. I try to wriggle free from his grasp, but I'm less than half his height, so yeah, guess how that worked out.
Angrily, I stick out my tongue at him. He kisses my nose, making my face erupt in red. "SANS!" I squeal. He chuckles. "Heh, you're so cute when you're mad." I smack his hand, but it probably just tickles him.
I wave to Chara. "Bye Chara, see you tomorrow!" They wave at me. Sans then carries me to our house. Papyrus is waiting in there for us. "MONSTER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A BOARD GAME WITH ME? YOU TOO, BROTHER!"
Sans shrugs and I nod. "What game?" I ask. Papyrus holds up the box like it's a trophy. "MONOPOLY!" I grin. This is gonna be fun.
The game escalates really quickly. Sans is the banker, but he keeps trying to put extra money into his account! I smack my card out of his hand. "I'LL do it," I say. He raises an eyebrow and chuckles. He raises the digital calculator into the air. "You'll have to get the calculator first, kid."
I growl at him and jump, trying to reach it. "SANS! GIVE THEM THE CALCULATOR," Papyrus demands. Sans chuckles. "They're not taking it though! If they want it, they can grab it."
After a few more jumps, he lowers it. I grab it. "Got it!" I say excitedly. He grins and wiggles his eyebrows. "Don't cha mean goat it?" I frown and put my card into the calculator and add $250K to my card.
Sans buys a building. "Heya kid~?" I raise an eyebrow. "What?" He smirks. "Wanna move into my building? I hear it's soundproof~" I blush and kick him, not that it'll hurt him much. He chuckles. "Only joking," He says with a grin.
After a long, hard game, Sans somehow reigns victorious. I angrily pick up the board game and help Papyrus put it away. When I'm done, Sans picks me up so I can look eye to eye with him. "I love you," he says.
I frown and look away. He chuckles. "I don't," I say. He boops my nose. "You know ya do, kiddo." I puff out my cheeks but peck his lips. "Only a little," I say. He kisses me for a few seconds until setting me down and ruffling my hair.
We go to Grillby's. Sans gets a ketchup and I get a milkshake. "Heya kid? Want some ketchup?" I frown and stick out my tongue, but he squirts some ketchup from the bottle onto my tongue.
I spit and wipe my tongue in disgust. I quickly chug half of my milkshake and giggle when I see Grillby smack Sans. Sans just grins and shrugs. "Sorry Y/N, you know I love you." I frown. "You're just saying that," I say.
He picks me up again. "Do ya need proof?" He asks. I blush as he kisses me again. "I love you too, Sansy," I say quietly. He smiles. "I'm still not gonna stop teasing you," He says. I just grin and laugh while finishing my milkshake.
Sans really is a great boyfriend, even if he teases me so very much.
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Sans Oneshots (Requests Open)
FanficYes, this will include AU Sanses! A SKELETON of AU Sanses! Requests are VERY open, so please comment and give me ideas! NO LEMONS! Thanks for reading!