Sans Oneshots (Requests Open)

Error!Sans x Killer!Reader

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I jump into the getaway vehicle and the driver starts driving away. "Faster!" I yell. The police are catching up. Suddenly, I hear a popping noise. The vehicle stops moving, they must've popped the tires!

They open the door to reveal me and the driver. "Y/N L/N, you are under arrest for murder." Just before they grab my hands and put them into handcuffs, I feel something grab me and everything goes black.

Error POV

I see a human running towards a vehicle with a bloody knife. Wait, are they like me? A murderer and outcast? They are kind of pretty for a human...

The vehicle's tires pop and the police take the person out of the vehicle. I act on impulse and grab her with my strings before taking the two of us to the Anti-Void.

Y/N POV

I wake up in an empty atmosphere. This place sends a chill up my spine. I notice blue strings all around me. "Hello?" I call out.

A portal opens and I see a skeleton step out of it. He looks rather odd, with glitches all over him and black bones, not to sound racist or anything.

"Hello?" I ask again. He walks over and sticks out his hand. "Who're you?" I ask. "Error," he responds. I nod my head, processing this strange name.

I then ask "Where am I?" He says "I saved you from getting taken to prison." I smile and say "Thank you for that." His skull turns yellow and he looks to the side.

"Why's your skull yellow?" I ask. It turns more yellow and he quietly mutters "Blush..." I smile.

My smile fades as I ask "But why did you save me? I think I of all people deserve to go to prison." He scratches his neck and tells me "I'm a murderer too."

I stay silent for a few moments, processing all of this information. I was saved by a cute—I MEAN stranger that's a skeleton named Error from being arrested for murder, only to find that he's a murderer too.

"You're not gonna kill me, are you?" I ask warily. I lean back and lay on the floor, staring at the never ending blankness that replaces the sky.

He sits down next to me and says. "Nah." I question "Why?" He answers "It doesn't benefit me. Besides," he puts his hand on the right side of my face and leans right over me, his face just inches from mine.

"You're too cute to wanna kill." My face turns bright red and he leans in closer before placing a kiss on my lips. He pulls away, leaving my face stuck in a shocked expression. "I'm not saying sorry," he teases.

I whisper "I'm not either," before grabbing the front of his shirt and kissing him harshly. Soon that kiss turns into a sort of make out session.

Then we hear a cough and quickly pull away from each other, wiping the string of saliva that hug between the two of us. Another skeleton is standing there looking somewhat like Error but more artistic, I guess?

He looks from Error to me, then again a few times before smirking at Error. "Error, shouldn't you be off destroying an AU or something?" Error blushes before retorting "I was preoccupied."

The skeleton grins and looks at me. "I can tell. I'm Ink, by the way." He has a slight brutish accent. "I'm Y/N," I introduce myself. He nods and says "Nice name."

I smile in response and Error wraps an arm around my waist. "So, why're you here?" Error asks Ink. Ink hands Error a letter and says "We wanted to invite you to this year's AU annual party. She can come too."

Error looks to me and asks "Do you wanna?" I nod my head and chuckle before saying "Where else can I go? I can't go back there, the police are after me." He nods and takes the letter.

Time Skip to the party brought to you by Glitchy Boi

At the party, I meet a bunch of Errors... let's call them acquaintances, he's not exactly on a good note with much of them. Turns out they're all pretty much the same person, just different universes.

The party is really fun, and at the end, Error asks "So, how was it?" I smile and peck his cheek. "Fun, thanks for saving me." He smiles and says "I love you."

"I love you too, Error. You did save me, after all."