Sans Oneshots (Requests Open)

Reaper!Sans x Dead!Reader

I've had a super long day today. I'm really tired, so I think I'm going to take a bath and then head to sleep.

I ready my bath and get into it and relax. It's so soothing and relaxing in here, I could just fall asleep...

When I wake up, I'm in an unfamiliar place. "Hello?" I ask. A black hooded figure floats over to me. He appears to be a skeleton and has blue dusting over his face, like a blush. "Where am I?" I ask.

"You're dead," he answers. His voice is very smooth, sending chills up my spine and making me shiver. "Wait, what?" I ask in disbelief. "You're dead," he repeats.

I shake my head quickly. "N-No, you're joking, I can't be dead!" He says "You drowned in the bath tub." I look down and see I'm wearing a white flowing gown.

"So who are you?" I ask. "I'm Death," he says. I'm talking to death himself now, what's the worst that could happen.

"Umm. . . Hi, I'm Y/N." He nods and tells me "I know." I look around awkwardly and say "So...um, can I go back? I didn't get my money's worth. Couldn't I have died in some cool way?"

Death stares at me before saying "I'll give you 24 hours to die in whatever way you want, or else I'll come and reap your soul and you won't get to choose how you die."

I nod my head and reply "So basically a suicide mission." He says "I guess you could put it like that." He then does something weird and magical and my surroundings all appear into light.

I'm alive! I grin happily, I just cheated death! I mean, at least for the next 24 hours...I leave a note in my house so everyone will know what happened, even if they think I'm bonkers.

I go out into the neighborhood and feel myself smile sadly as I realize this will be the last time I walk down this sidewalk and see all these sights, breathe in the fresh air and watch the children play in their front yards without a care in the world.

Next, I go to my favorite café and order my usual. This is the last time I'll be doing this. I feel tears prick at my tear ducts. This isn't as great as I expected.

Then I go to my mom and dad's house to see them alive one last time. We all have a nice talk like usual, although my heart isn't completely in it this time, since I know I'm going to die soon.

I walk down the sidewalk and see a little toddler riding on a tricycle. I smile but it quickly disappears as I see a car speeding down the road, and it doesn't appear to be slowing down.

"Get your money's worth," I tell myself before jumping into the road and pushing the toddler out of the way. My soul then leaves my body.

I'm dead again.

Death comes over to me. "Didja get your money's worth?" He asks. I feel myself tear up and I smile sadly while nodding my head.

He then pulls out a scythe, and attempts to reap my soul. Let me say it again, ATTEMPTS. Nothing happens, for some odd reason. "Huh..."

Death then contacts someone else and soon, a pretty and very tall goat lady appears. "Hello, I am Life. What is the problem?" She asks.

I rub my arm. "Well, Death can't reap my soul," I admit. Her eyes widen. "You're a demigod/demigoddess," she says. Death's eye sockets widen as well.

The atmosphere changes and I inhale sharply. "Maybe that's because..." I look at Death, and he nods his head. "Makes sense," he says.

"What am I the demigod/demigoddess of then?" I ask. Life says "Sacrifice, my child. You died saving a child." I see, Demi of Sacrifice. Nice.

Life then claps her hands together and smiles warmly. "Well then, that's settled! I'll be leaving now!" She then disappears.

Death looks over to me, and I ask "Why did you give me a second chance?" His face turns darker blue and he scratches his neck.

"W-Well...I t-think I like you," he stammers. My face heats up. Here I am, cheating Death, and he says he likes me? I'm not sure how I feel about this . . . Well, he's cute and all, but I've only just met him.

I say "Death, I think you're cute and all, but I've only just met you. In time, I'll make sure to answer your question, though!" He smiles shyly and says "So you'll actually think about it?" I nod my head, and his smile grows.

And I know in time, I'll definitely say yes.

Sorry about the lack of puns in this one, guys.

        ~Sarahlatte ٩( ᐛ )و