It's not every day that you get kidnapped on the first date.
But then again, not every girl is Charlie Delacqua. The daughter of a millionaire who made his fortune off of Superhero technology, it was really only a matter of time until someone...
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The next day Charlie woke up to the sound of Shadow Witch teleporting into the doorless room. It startled her just as much as it usually did, and, even though her face couldn't be seen, Shadow Witch seemed just as annoyed as before at her reaction.
"Can you at least let me know you're coming in?" Charlie grumbled, sitting up. "That's super jarring."
Shadow Witch ignored her.
"I brought the wallet like you requested. Breakfast as well."
"Oh, uhm, thanks." She took her wallet and a plate of bacon and eggs from the masked woman. The food looked just as unappetizing as yesterday, though it was slightly less burnt. She sat back down on the mattress, but before she started eating, asked "Have you heard anything from my father yet?"
"Not yet. Though I suspect he's probably talking through his reply with the local authorities."
Charlie grimaced. She had at least expected him to issue a statement by now. She wanted to know what was happening, who was looking for her. She didn't want her father to be worried, especially since she was okay. Well, okay for the time being...
"Don't worry. I'll let you know as soon as I hear anything." Shadow Witch said. "In the meantime, is there anything I can bring you to make your time here more comfortable?"
Uh, at least she's a polite evil villain, I guess? This has to be the weirdest kidnapping ever.
Even though she was technically being polite right now, Charlie decided to take this opportunity and run with it. She was very annoyed about her current situation, and she wanted to repay that by being very annoying.
"Yes, actually." She said, clearing her throat. "There's only a bar of soap in the bathroom."
"And...?" Shadow Witch lifted her hand listlessly.
"I can't wash my face with a bar of soap!" Charlie scoffed. "It'll dry my skin out!"
"Oh my god..." Shadow Witch grumbled.
"I need a cleanser, toner, and moisturizer at the very least." She said. "I don't want to ruin my complexion with the stress of being kidnapped."
"I can't believe talking to you for just a few minutes can give me such a migraine." Shadow Witch said, resting her hand against the helmet.
Let's really get on her nerves then. Be a brat! The annoying voice inside of Charlie head said.
"Also, how about some porn?"
"... porn?" Shadow Witch said. "You want me to bring you... porn?"
