Gold. A lot of gold. My vault was filled to the brim with galleons and golden artefacts. I mean I'm not trying to flex but Boozy's rich. Next to me, Harry says "Is this all ours?"
"No sweetie, I'm an independent woman, it's all mine."
"Actually, Hagrid says "this is you and Harry's joint vault"
" I don't want to share my new riches with a hobo who lives in a shack in the middle of the ocean!"
Harry looks offended. I don't really care.
Fast forward ten minutes and we're back in Diagon Alley, wandering through magical shops and eating Florean Fortescue ice cream. "So," Hagrid says "I have something to tell you kids. There's a reason I picked you two up specially. 11 years ago there was a dark wizard called 'He Who Must Not Be Named' who terrorised wizards and muggles alike. One night he came for 2 twins in their crib. You two. When he tried to kill you he himself disappeared. No one knows why or how."
Of course, my stunning beauty scared away the most powerful wizard of all time. It was no surprise to me. But, wait, that means...
"I'm related to that slimeball Harry?!" I had definitely gotten the good genes.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see a flash of golden luxurious locks. Atalantes. I decide Hagrid and Harry are boring me so I dash away to see my latest admirer.
"Atlantes!"
He turns around and grins at me with his perfect pearly whites "Hey gorgeous"
"Wanna ditch this joint?" I ask slyly.
"Follow me," he says intriguingly.
He leads me down Knockturn Alley and into a shop called Borgin and Burkes.
"So what Hogwarts house do you want to be in?" he asks as we browse
"Definitely not Ravenclaw, the house colours clash with my skin tone. Hufflepuff is for soft losers and Gryfindor's full of self-righteous, egotistical maniacs like Harry. I don't wanna develop an ego. Stay humble, ya' know? So that leaves me with Slytherin: the best house"
"Sweet. I'm a second-year in Slytherin, I look forward to seeing you around" he winks.
I couldn't wait for the first of September.
I wonder if there are any other cuties to pick from at Hogwarts?
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Harry Potter and the Boozy Bean
FanfictionWhile my twin Harry was off fighting Voldemort I was flirting up a storm with the entire male population of Hogwarts. Will Severus Snape fall for my charm? Will Draco get down on one knee? Will Atlantes forgive me for ghosting him? This is the true...
