Harry Potter and the Boozy Bean

Chapter 5 - Boozy's First Day

After making the A's (Arinaan and Annalice) move my stuff into the dorm, I was all set up for my first night at Hogwarts. The other girls have been kicked out and they know to never intrude again. I'm super excited to see if I have any hot teachers tomorrow and I'm looking forward to seeing that cutie Snape in potions class.

The next morning, after Anyana's glam team came and did both our hair and makeup, we headed down to the great hall to flirt with some boys and eat some breakfast. I brought a cookie caramel slice for breakfast. Again, I sat in between Malfoy and Atlantes. This time, instead of just making Atlantes jealous I wanted them both to want me so I turned to Cedric and blew him a kiss. He blushed and then glared at the boys on either side of me. I love playing hard to get, I'm worth working for.

The first class was Defense Against the Dark Arts. I had this weird teacher called Quirell or something? He was not cute. Next was Charms, which I'm really good at but the teacher sadly not a hottie. Then we had herbology which was BORING. Finally, we had potions.

I walked into the class with Anyana and Draco and had the A's put my books on a desk at the front. Perfect view of the professor. "

Boozy! These are my friends Ron and Hermione!"

I turned around. Ew, Harry was in this class. I glared at him

"Oh my god! Can you and your nerdy friends just leave me alone!" I cry. The Ron dude gaped at me. I could tell he already had a little crush. Hermione looked jealous.

The door slowly swung open with a loud creak and the whole room went silent. Snape strutted down the middle of the desks and turned to face the class. I love a man who can make an entrance. "Good afternoon class. Roll call."

"Anyana?"

"Over here" she smiled and twirled her golden locks. She better stay away from my man.

"Draco? I know your father, he's a good man."

"Yes, sir."

"Harry and Boozy Potter? Are you James' kids?"

"Yes, Professor." Harry smiled. Snape curled his lip and looked down at him.

"I don't identify as Harry's sibling." I say "And I never knew my dad. No doubt he would've been a useless father." Harry opened his mouth in indignation, but Snape cut him off.

"I like you, Boozy. Potter, however, you better watch yourself"

My day was going amazing.

"Today, class, we are going to make a basic love potion"

"Not like I need one," I say as the whole class erupts with laughter.

"Ten points to Slytherin, you're not wrong," said Snape.

"All right, what we are going to need today is some wormroot, pixie feathers and crunkle dust. Can anyone tell me why these 3 ingredients?" Asked Snape

Hermione's hand shot up behind.

"When put together they act as a binding agent for love," she said matter of factly.

"Ten points to Slytherin!" cried Snape

"But I'm in Gryffindor?" questioned Hermione.

"Yes, but Boozy's so cute and I want her to be rewarded."

Hermione sighs heavily.

I can already tell that this Hermione girl is going to be a threat to my grades. My plan entering Hogwarts was to not do any work and flirt with all the teachers so they gave me straight A's, but if Hermione is going to call them out, we're gonna have a problem. She needs to be dealt with. I need something to distract her from her school work. As I think I create my potion. I know! I will feed Hermione my love potion, make her fall obsessively in love with Ron and so she will be distracted by him in class. It's hot pink and iridescent, glittering with the filter of light coming from the candles in the room.

"Hermione, would you want to join me and Anyana for some girls time tonight? "

"Of course, Boozy, I'd love to" I thought this surely wouldn't work. I mean, why would I, Boozy want to be friends with that?