Harry Potter and the Boozy Bean

Chapter 7 - Boozy's First Secret Admirer

I'm sitting at breakfast when an owl majestically flutters down and lands on my table. It's from a secret admirer, I do love a bit of mystery. Intrigued, I pick up the note left with the owl.

I've been admiring you from afar for some time now. Meet me in the room of requirement at 12:20 am tonight. Bring drinks xx

My first secret admirer. Well, at this school anyways. How exciting. I look beside me and see Draco and Atlantes' enraged expressions. The note clearly isn't from them.

With a smug look on my face, I get up and saunter out of the Great Hall. All day, I can't stop thinking about my secret admirer. I don't even flirt with Snape during Potions because I'm busy wondering who the admirer could be. Neville? Seamus? Dumbledore? Snape looks disappointed at my lack of interest, so I wink at him sneakily from behind my cauldron. He smirks and I look away, trying to play hard to get.

The rest of the school day goes by so slowly.

That night, I sneak down to the Hogwarts kitchens where I am greeted by a hoard of house-elves cooking dinner. I hear some excited squeaks and whispering "O-oh my god! Is that Boozy Beanz? I think I'm gonna faint"
"I can't believe little ol' me gets to meet a celebrity like her."

I turn around and see two young, female elves. I look them in the eyes and they both just faint. A few seconds later they wake up and rub their eyes.
"Hey, I'm Boozy, the hottest student at Hogwarts. Can you two help me with something?"
"O-of course. It would be my honour. My name is Chelgae. Like the algae."
"And I'm Nickle. Like the pickle. I'm sorry about our fainting. We've just been your biggest fans for a long time now. Look." They both remove their grubby aprons to reveal a t-shirt with my sexy face on it. Bit creepy, but understandable.

After the house-elves grabbed a few flasks of Firewhisky and a bottle of Butterbeer, I made my way up to the seventh floor to meet my Secret Admirer.

I feel a bit nervous, which is unusual for a confident girl like me. The door to the room of requirement magically appears and I walk in curiously. My jaw drops when I see who's standing in front of me...

"Weasley? What are you doing here? I thought I was meeting up an attractive mystery man not a mediocre ginger."
Ron looks upset.
"Boozy. Please give me a chance, I think I've fallen in love."
"Don't you have a thing Herminy or whatever her name is?"
"It's one-sided. I could never love her as I love you."
Making Hermione watch him fight for me might be funny. Also, he is quite romantic and judging by his older brothers, he might have a glow up and turn hot.
"Ok then, Weasley. But I have other boys fighting for my attention too so you better give me all you got."
I give him a quick peck on the cheek, leaving him blushing and in awe, and saunter out of the Room of Requirement feeling like a badass.

Ron follows me as I round the corner and I am met with the faces of Atlantes and Draco. I wonder what they're doing up so late. They've both obviously been waiting for me. It would be cute if it weren't so pathetic. I roll my eyes. "Come on boys, let's go back to the dorms."
"Not so fast" I hear from behind me. I turn around.
Oh, shit.