Harry Potter and the Boozy Bean

Chapter 4 - Boozy Gets New Slaves

I arrived at the Great Hall, and to be honest, it wasn't that great, the wifi was really trash. At the front of the hall was the teacher's table and one of them caught my eye. He had long black hair and piercing dark eyes. My heart started beating as we made eye contact. I looked away and stared at the enchanted ceiling.

A weird teacher announces that we are about to be sorted into our houses. Because I'm Boozy I got sorted first, obvi. I sit down on the peasant stool and put on on this ugly peasant hat. I better not get lice. The whole school stares at me in admiration. I blow a kiss and flutter my eyelashes. The great hall erupts with applause and I catch a glimpse of Atlantes wolf-whistling at me. The hat talks to me "I sense a thirst for power and attention. I have no doubt about my decision. SLYTHERIN!!!!"

Slytherin house erupts with applause and drags me over, plopping me next to Atlantes and Draco. The other houses look depressed at the loss of beauty like me. I can't blame them. The next two people announced as Slytherins are two young girls. They're nowhere near as pretty as me, but they have potential. I will make them my slaves. I invite them to sit across from me and ask for their names.

"I'm Arinaan. Like the bread."

"I'm Annalice." "Like the insects"

After Harry is sorted into Gryffindor, food appears on the plates. Doesn't look nearly as good as Westlake tucky food but I'll take what I can get. I lean over to Draco and ask "Who's the hot teacher with the black hair?"

"Severus Snape - he teaches Potions and he's a fashion icon here at Hoggywarts."

"K." I say.

Atlantes looks jealous as I flirt up a storm with Draco so he interrupts -

"Hey Boozy, want to slytherin to the boy's dormitory tonight?"

"I have to train my new slaves soz"

He looks sad so I leave.

As I walk out a Hufflepuff catches my eye, I don't usually go for puffles but he's kinda my type.

Caught off-guard by my beauty, the puffer approaches me

"Hey, I'm Cedric. Cedric Diggory. It's nice to meet you."

"I"m Boozy. I know it is. "

"Boozy! I got into Gyriffondor." I turn around and see Harry running towards me.

"Oh my god, Harry, can't you see I'm into the middle of a conversation! Get away from me!"

"O-oh, sorry Boozy." Harry says and stumbles away. I turn back to Cedric.

"I'll see you around, cutie." He watches as I strut away. I don't have to turn around to see the look of awe on his face. I've seen that same look on many boys before.

I head over the Slytherin girls dormitory. I can't wait to decorate my room, well, make Annalice and Arinaan decorate it. It's gonna be so epic. I walk into the room and stop in my tracks. There are like 10 other girls in my dormitory along with 10 beds.

"Can you all get out of my room?" I ask, disgusted.

"Actually," one of the girls says "This is our shared room. Isn't this exciting?"

"A communal living space? Are you serious? I can't share with you peasants!"

"Omg," A girl walks into the dorm behind me. "There is no way I'm sharing a room."

I turn around and look at her. She's rather pretty, although nothing compared to me. She looks at the other girls in the room with her lip curled in disgust. She has a huge, hot pink trunk being carried in behind her by some strong, hot boys behind her. Her hair and makeup are obviously professionally styled and her skirt behind her robes is cut obscenely short. She looks like an egotistical diva. I can tell we will be friends.

"I'm Boozy" I say, holding out my hand.

"Anyana Johnsberry. A pleasure to meet your acquaintance." She says as she shakes my hand.

"Wish I could say the same to the rest of you she says looking the other girls."

"I agree. This whole shared room thing just isn't going to work for me. Here's what's gonna happen: all of you will sleep in the common room and Anyana and I will keep this nice big room to ourselves"

"But, that's not fair!" One of the girls says.

"You seem to think I'm asking. All of you get out of my room or I will spread rumours about you all so vicious that you will drop out by choice. Now scram."