bakugo trying to teach kami the difference between being bros and being boyfriends
group chat name:
the coming out clubnicknames:
mina: alien queen
kirishima: red rocket
denki: pikachu jr
sero: scotch tape
bakugo: explosion boyfriday, july 17
pikachu jr: i was walking my friend's dog at the park and saw these two boys say hi to each other and then sit on a bench and hold hands. then they kissed. they were being such good brosalien queen: pFft kami, that's not being bros, that's called dating
pikachu jr: really? but me and sero do that kind of stuff and we're just bros
scotch tape: yeah we're just bros being bros
pikachu jr: we're being the broliest we can be
scotch tape: just as bros
red rocket: i can't tell if sero is joking or not
red rocket: i can totally see kami being this stupid but idk abt sero
alien queen: yup i 100% agree
scotch tape: what's wrong? i'm not joking
red rocket: me and bakugo are bros but we don't do this kind of stuff
pikachu jr: well maybe you're not as broly as us
red rocket: hmm... no i don't think that's it
explosion boy: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
explosion boy: they're not bros... they're BOYFRIENDS
explosion boy: as in there's fucking romance in the air around them and they fuck and stuff like that
pikachu jr: yeah i don't see the problem. bromance is part of being bros
pikachu jr: i'd totally fuck sero if i ever got the chance... or maybe i'd be the other way around
red rocket: omg he still doesn't get it
scotch tape: i have the same thoughts as kami
alien queen: this one isn't much better ^
explosion boy: okay since you guys are too DAMN DUMB to understand what we're trying to fucking say think about it this way...
explosion boy: even though you want to do all that romantic shit with one person, would you like to do it with everyone else here? and i mean would you genuinely WANT to do it everyone else?
pikachu jr: i mean i wouldn't mind but i guess not really
explosion boy: i SWEAR if you say something about bros again i'm gonna kill you
pikachu jr: well i WAS gonna say that maybe we're not as much as bros than i am with sero
explosion boy: oh my fucking god! how do you still not fucking get it?!? it's so damn obvious!! how shitty is your brain!?
alien queen: bro, i agree ^
red rocket: yee bro, agreed ^
scotch tape: oOHH!!! i think i get it!
alien queen: YESSS
red rocket: at least sero gets it now
explosion boy: yeah! thank fuck!
explosion boy: should i just spell it out to shitty brains over here
red rocket: ya do it
alien queen: you might as well since he still doesn't get it
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