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bakugo trying to teach kami the difference between being bros and being boyfriends

group chat name:
the coming out club

nicknames:
mina: alien queen
kirishima: red rocket
denki: pikachu jr
sero: scotch tape
bakugo: explosion boy

friday, july 17
pikachu jr: i was walking my friend's dog at the park and saw these two boys say hi to each other and then sit on a bench and hold hands. then they kissed. they were being such good bros

alien queen: pFft kami, that's not being bros, that's called dating

pikachu jr: really? but me and sero do that kind of stuff and we're just bros

scotch tape: yeah we're just bros being bros

pikachu jr: we're being the broliest we can be

scotch tape: just as bros

red rocket: i can't tell if sero is joking or not

red rocket: i can totally see kami being this stupid but idk abt sero

alien queen: yup i 100% agree

scotch tape: what's wrong? i'm not joking

red rocket: me and bakugo are bros but we don't do this kind of stuff

pikachu jr: well maybe you're not as broly as us

red rocket: hmm... no i don't think that's it

explosion boy: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

explosion boy: they're not bros... they're BOYFRIENDS

explosion boy: as in there's fucking romance in the air around them and they fuck and stuff like that

pikachu jr: yeah i don't see the problem. bromance is part of being bros

pikachu jr: i'd totally fuck sero if i ever got the chance... or maybe i'd be the other way around

red rocket: omg he still doesn't get it

scotch tape: i have the same thoughts as kami

alien queen: this one isn't much better ^

explosion boy: okay since you guys are too DAMN DUMB to understand what we're trying to fucking say think about it this way...

explosion boy: even though you want to do all that romantic shit with one person, would you like to do it with everyone else here? and i mean would you genuinely WANT to do it everyone else?

pikachu jr: i mean i wouldn't mind but i guess not really

explosion boy: i SWEAR if you say something about bros again i'm gonna kill you

pikachu jr: well i WAS gonna say that maybe we're not as much as bros than i am with sero

explosion boy: oh my fucking god! how do you still not fucking get it?!? it's so damn obvious!! how shitty is your brain!?

alien queen: bro, i agree ^

red rocket: yee bro, agreed ^

scotch tape: oOHH!!! i think i get it!

alien queen: YESSS

red rocket: at least sero gets it now

explosion boy: yeah! thank fuck!

explosion boy: should i just spell it out to shitty brains over here

red rocket: ya do it

alien queen: you might as well since he still doesn't get it

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