oh kami isn't single as a pringle?

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somewhat a continuation of last time. basically, jirou finds out that kami and sero are dating.

group chat name:
welcome to our kingdom

nicknames:
mina: queen
kirishima: sharkboy
denki: zapyotits
sero: soyboy
bakugo: king
jirou: emobitch

emobitch: wait @queen what do you mean boyfriend?

emobitch: kami's gay and he has a boyfriend??

zapyotits: actually... correction: bisexual

emobitch: wow with the way you look at girls, i never would've expected that (also now we have something in common)

queen: ikr

queen: except we did have to spell it out for them

emobitch: wait is the other person in the bakusquad too

emobitch: omg is it sero

emobitch: well technically i guess it can't be anyone else

soyboy: yee yee 👌🏻

emobitch: woooow~

emobitch: i've always thought that you've had a crush on me but i guess i was wrong (and i'm glad)

zapyotits: well i'm pretty sure i did have a crush on you, but it like disappeared (i guess) when i started hanging out more and doing stuff with sero (like couples)

emobitch: who the heck does what a couple does before they start dating

emobitch: or even go on a date?!

soyboy: idk we dumasses

(^wow me being the dumb bitch that i am, i spelled dumbasses wrong. like, it was not intentional that i spelled it wrong -author)

emobitch: so y'all aren't as single as a pringle (except for mina), but y'all are as straight as a pringle

sharkboy: but pringle's aren't str- OH I SEE I GET IT

queen: PFFT that is one of the best gay jokes i've heard in awhile

zapyotits: yee

soyboy: we be here being like a can of pringles cuz none of us are straight

soyboy: ;)

queen: OMG YES

queen changed welcome to our kingdom to a can of pringles

queen: we can change it back if we even all get our nicknames changed to the positions

emobitch: my group name was good!!... but i guess that's acceptable (especially if you're gonna change it back)

king: that sounds fucking stupid but it's okay

king: it could use some damn creativity tho

zapyotits: oh i guess we need momo

emobitch: i see what you did there, but you better not be hitting on my crush right in front of me

sharkboy: omg you have a crush on momo?!

emobitch: yeahh

queen: it was pretty obvious

zapyotits: well i didn't notice

soyboy: proof that we dumbasses

sharkboy: oof

zapyotits: should we just reveal our crushes now

emobitch: at this point i think we all know but go ahead

soyboy: my pikachu 😊💕🏳️‍🌈

zapyotits: my tape boy 😘💕🏳️‍🌈

emobitch: that's gay

soyboy: aren't we all

emobitch: you guys already know... but momo

sharkboy: my blasty boy 😊💘🏳️‍🌈😘

queen: that's gay

queen: kiri = 😇

sharkboy: i don't think that's very true

queen: oop- 👀

king: stop

zapyotits: c'mon bakubro reveal your crush

king: don't you already know so what's the fucking point

emobitch: to see how much you love your bitch?

king:...

king: shitty hair

king: rock for brains

king: red rock

king: red shark

king: shark boy

king: my shark bitch

sharkboy: aww i'm really feelin the love over here

emobitch:...

emobitch: is that called love

emobitch: or is it just your version

queen: i guess it's just their version

king: shut up

king: you're the only one left

queen has left the chat

zapyotits: hey! no running away

king added queen to the chat

5:21 am
queen: toru

queen:... and

queen: jirou

king: wanna talk about it?

queen: why are you up this early?

king: i'm usually up this early

queen: sigh

queen: i'll keep that in mind for next time i do smth like this

queen: just promise me to delete this by so it's a secret between us

queen: ;) okay?

king: (sigh) fine

don't worry the tea will continue another time
am i the only one that likes au's where mina's depressed and not always happy like she usually is? tbh i just love angst, but i'm probably terrible at writing it (i've never written any before)

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